By Username - 23/11/2010 06:50

Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 514
You deserved it 14 026
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theFMLiest1ofThe 0

#69 how dare you dishonor the FML gods that bestowed 69 upon you. furthermore, not all girls give good BJ's. It's a shame that you are too inexperienced to have had the pleasure of enjoying an amazing knob gobbling. you'll see the light some day. I'm also concerned that #70 seems to think you own a gay. I hope he's mistaken, but if the rumor is true, please let it back out into the wild. gays are not meant to be kept as pets.

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cufaoil 11

it isn't your life that sucks, OP, it's your mouth... at least that's what your bf wants it to do... if you are in a location to do so, my advice would be to push him backwards, and set yourself up for a 69... win-win

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AAShah 0

I don't know which world you live in, but for men, all their passion lies between their legs.

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mysticwater 0

sounds like something my bf would do =__=;; oh boys~ sucks to be you OP, pun intended ;D

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ErinAinsley 0

Wow he's such a guy. ://

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yummycupcakegirl 0

Ready for romance?

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