By WhyMe? - 01/03/2011 13:24

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Today, I told my boyfriend I was leaving him because he's cheating on me. He then told me he will die without me. When I said that I didn't care, he said 'OK. I'll kill myself!' and then held his breath in attempt to suffocate himself. I can't believe I dated this idiot. FML
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my_names_nico 0

Boy, what a idiot. I really don't know how anyone could be that stupid and actually try to pull that off.

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newmandotcom 6

It's impossible to kill oneself simply by holding your breath. At best you will pass out and as soon as you pass out, you will start breathing again. And are you sure you were the one dating the idiot?

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shootintacos 0

yes, he's an idiot. but still, at least don't make such a bitchy comment.

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lexi1220 0

**** u! He must really care about u!! Why would u just blow him off like that?? Go to hell, bitch!

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AutumnTilly 5

Yep. He is totally devotional towards her. Cheating on her and stuff.

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GreatBall 0

Haha wow. Genius at large

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lizabeth200 4

I dated an idiot who did shit like that too! -_-

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savannahlee324 2

that was an episode of That 70's Show it was Kelso and Jackie

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itsameally 2

I used to hold my breathe till I passed out as a kid if i didn't get what a wanted and didn't die so I guess he won't either

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HarroIAmBob 21

sounds like you were dating a five year old. "but ill DIE without my precious candy!!"

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Nessakay 7

I know that feeling my ex said he would kill himself if I broke up with him, I mean why would you do that

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