By WhyMe? - 01/03/2011 13:24

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Today, I told my boyfriend I was leaving him because he's cheating on me. He then told me he will die without me. When I said that I didn't care, he said 'OK. I'll kill myself!' and then held his breath in attempt to suffocate himself. I can't believe I dated this idiot. FML
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my_names_nico 0

Boy, what a idiot. I really don't know how anyone could be that stupid and actually try to pull that off.

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Rebi3144 8

I love stupid people(:

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newfiegirl 8

my ex boyfriend tried to do that, for a very sad reason. if I had my time back u woulda helped him, idiot

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6tori6 5

first of all, your comment makes no sense. secondly, you can't die by holding your breath, so no need to help him. third, your ex is an idiot for trying to kill themself by holding his breath.

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sourgirl101 28

Is it even possible to kill yourself that way? I would think, you would pass out and then start breathing on your own. My niece holds her breath when she doesn't get her way. Yeah, she's 5. Sorry about the cheating part. But glad to hear he's your ex.

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Rebi3144 8

Wasn't that an fml? That a little girl holds her breath when she doesn't get her way?

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sourgirl101 28

I don't know. Not one summited by me. Apparently, it's very common in young children. My sister took her to get counseling. She was warned the next step might be her hurting herself on purpose.

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SoldieroftheLORD 0

yes u do pass out lol. it's hilarious to watch. most people can't do it till they pass out, they just get dizzy and come back. kinda sad

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xNephilim 18

A lot of kids do that. It's recommended to let them pass out and make sure they don't hit their heads on anything. Usually, after doing it once or twice and not getting a reaction out of it, the kids will stop because it's so uncomfortable and doesn't work.

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sup3rmann 0

haha i like the way ur boufreind

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sup3rmann 0

think i ment to say the way he thinks

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t765234 10

I disagree with the first word of your second comment.

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wikkedphuka 0

the way ur boyfriend............????? did u die?

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perdix 29

You should give him a plastic bag and a rubber band on your way out. Where was this passion and devotion to you when he was ******* the other woman?

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kritz0 10

No...cause that's what probably caused him to cheat. .....

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you_and_me_fml 8

No, you cant..its proven that holding your breath is an impossible way to kill yourself because your automatic reflex is to gasp for air Anyway, yeah he seems very mature... just be happy your moving on

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savannamariee 0

ahaha of course it's some little kid hitting on her. lol woww

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Sparkiee93 3

Sounds like something off that 70s show between Michael and Jackie.

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Roxxay 6

Yes take him back. you can't leave Kelso, no matter what he did.

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TheRealLori 0

So...did he faint? I hope you laughed and walked away as he hit the carpet! LMAO

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