By WhyMe? - 01/03/2011 13:24

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Today, I told my boyfriend I was leaving him because he's cheating on me. He then told me he will die without me. When I said that I didn't care, he said 'OK. I'll kill myself!' and then held his breath in attempt to suffocate himself. I can't believe I dated this idiot. FML
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my_names_nico 0

Boy, what a idiot. I really don't know how anyone could be that stupid and actually try to pull that off.

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babelini 12

ugh, good riddance.

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cverrette 4

My ex was the same way, except for he brought a knife out. Let's just say we're not together anymore.

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boomstick 0

Okay, that sucks but this made me lol. Is he five?

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MMAdudw 0

no one can die just by holding their breath. they would eventually pass out and start breathing again.

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DjeePee 24

Where is the 'Thank goodness' button? OP, you've got rid of him, thank goodness!

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atomicbaboon 0

I bet he told her he was mature for his age.

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bigboston 0

should have just walked out when he held his breath. worst that could happen is brain damage.

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GoPro2Oh 0

Already had brain damage..

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