By WhyMe? - 01/03/2011 13:24

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Today, I told my boyfriend I was leaving him because he's cheating on me. He then told me he will die without me. When I said that I didn't care, he said 'OK. I'll kill myself!' and then held his breath in attempt to suffocate himself. I can't believe I dated this idiot. FML
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my_names_nico 0

Boy, what a idiot. I really don't know how anyone could be that stupid and actually try to pull that off.

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SillyEars 0

it was probably inside of the other woman.

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Southerndatageek 2

My reply to him would have been simple...go ahead and I will step over your dead body on the way out the door yelling the entire time free at last thank God almighty free at last!

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Luv4Amuc 0

LMAO!!!!!!! what an idiot!!!....... im guessing he's done that before too with his past relationships... haha

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sergio_18 0

did u just stand there and watch ? WTF...

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Rieks 0

Hahahhahahahaha LMAO he's just making fun of you while you're trying to be serious

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OnlyTheDarkest 17

No... I think he was actually being serious.

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GoPro2Oh 0

if he holds his breath he will just pass out and then start breathing again. You really know how to pick em'.

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ScreamoGirl84 0

No it's not possible, Your mind would give you a signal to take a breath when your out of air.

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