By WhyMe? - 01/03/2011 13:24

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Today, I told my boyfriend I was leaving him because he's cheating on me. He then told me he will die without me. When I said that I didn't care, he said 'OK. I'll kill myself!' and then held his breath in attempt to suffocate himself. I can't believe I dated this idiot. FML
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my_names_nico 0

Boy, what a idiot. I really don't know how anyone could be that stupid and actually try to pull that off.

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FruitSalad4225 0

But you're not dating him anymore. Your life should be better now.

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blondebrunette11 4

this isn't funny at all....FYL caz ur a complete idiot

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amazeedaisy 0

OMG. xDDDD Wow... what a moron! Better luck with your next relationship!

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xXxSeadraxXx 0

If it weren't for the cheating part, I'd side with the boyfriend. Idiocy is just so cute at times. :3 You all have to admit it...

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Vaesive 0

That would have been awesome youtube material

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jimmy0332 0

I'm confuse here, is he an idiot because he doesn't know how to properly kill himself? wouldn't it be a good think is everyone didn't know how to kill themselves? it would lower the rate of suicide :D

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Anaxes 5

If he's too stupid to kill himself, he's too stupid to live.

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Play75Boy 0

and u were having sex with this guy? what if yall had kids? run

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mrsbryson 0

my x bf did the same thing

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