By journey_Jeanne - 08/12/2011 02:31 - United States

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Today, I told my boyfriend I was ovulating. He said he didn't want to have sex because he was afraid of getting eggs on his penis. He then compared it to having sex with a fish. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 038
You deserved it 5 159

Same thing different taste

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make some dinner with fish eggs and say "damn got my eggs in the food AGAIN"

Haha weird boyfriend...obviously doesn't know a ton about female anatomy...

Comments

You really need a new boyfriend. Did he take sex ed classes in public school?

You should have compared him to having sex with a gerbil.

linkinpark98 23

Someone needs to check into Sex ED.....

big_d_6975 0

I see ur boyfriend and kayne "fish dick" west aren't the smartest monkeys in the zoo when it comes to sex. I would seriously hour homeboy to the curb and find someone who made it past sex ed and the 4th grade. I am at a lose for words about his book smarts :S

Why are you even tracking/sharing that you're ovulating if you're not trying to get pregnant?

Maybe she /is/ trying to get pregnant. I tell my guy when I'm ovulating so that he knows to be extra careful and not get too caught up in the moment. Safer sex, is better sex!(:

Pulling out is your idea of safer sex?

No-no. Not to get too personal but it means "it's a foreplay only night" and not to rely on condoms. There's more to sex than just sticking it in. Lol

I figured someone might bring up being aware of when you're ovulating as part of pregnancy prevention. However, as the FML is that he doesn't want to have sex with her while she's ovulating more or less because it's gross, it would seem that the two are neither trying to get pregnant nor avoiding having sex while ovulating to prevent pregnancy, which makes it appear she just randomly informed her boyfriend that she's ovulating. Just seemed weird to me. (:

Yulia_fml 0

Wow, you don't do more than foreplay if you're ovulating? Poor boyfriend. That takes out two parts of the month for sex - ovulation and period.

um, maybe so that she DOESN'T get pregnant? plus, if a girl is A) regular and B) smart, she can easily figure out when she's ovulating.

Wow he's got an... active imagination...

And this is why I'd never date a guy who knew less about Vaginas than I do.