By journey_Jeanne - 08/12/2011 02:31 - United States

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Today, I told my boyfriend I was ovulating. He said he didn't want to have sex because he was afraid of getting eggs on his penis. He then compared it to having sex with a fish. FML
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mofran 0

make some dinner with fish eggs and say "damn got my eggs in the food AGAIN"

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shadow2903 11

Haha weird boyfriend...obviously doesn't know a ton about female anatomy...

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OfficeNinja 5

Your boyfriend is either 13 or a complete moron. Either way, you need to reconsider the decision to have sex with the guy.

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Levvy 22

Unda da sea Unda da sea Darling it's better down where it's wetter Take it from me...

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perdix 29

I was going to comment on what a moron the bf is, but I realized that the OP is with him. Idiot babies are almost certainly in her future.

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mitoito68 6

What stupido bf you have yes tell him that I **** a whale! !!

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mitoito68 6

That's ok mean you are clean I still go down on you. Don't listen to the negative people here....

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horrorfreaknj 1

tell him that he should also protect himself against 'cooties' and the only effective way of doing that is slitting his own throat. And maybe his wrists, just for good measure. (It seems harsh, but in the long run you'll see that you've done him, yourself, his parents - and quite possibly the world - a huge favor.

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xSorry_fml 10

This fml is proof that dudes come in blonde also.

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EvilDave 13

OP, you are dating him and know, or at least should know, how stupid he is, so YDI.

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Darwin03 1

Ok so anyone else worried about the "reverse evolution". I think you both are killing the human race by having sex in the first place. I bet you guys are on welfare too???

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Levvy 22

There is no such thing as "reverse" evolution, because there is no direction to evolution. It can't go backwards, forwards, sideways, or up and down. It only denotes change. I hope you have your username because it's your actual name or somesuch, not because you consider yourself familiar with this topic.

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