Love: Today, I told my boyfriend that I'd be going on a trip to Europe....

By bilol - 27/02/2009 01:42 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I'd be going on a trip to Europe. I assured him that I would never cheat on him with any European guys. He replied with, "Why would I be worried? You're not very pretty." FML

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By single once again - 29/12/2012 23:54 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend if he was cheating on me. He replied, "Nah, all the chicks in this town are fuck-ugly." and stared at me until I left the room. Good to know that's his only reason for staying faithful. FML

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By frog - 06/11/2008 13:01 - United Kingdom

Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML

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By Muscle - 06/03/2009 21:07 - Canada

Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML

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By Chey1309 - 29/06/2010 03:19 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend if I looked alright for our date. He said, "Honey, you look fine, just don't go out in public like that." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2015 11:28 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML

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By sykotoaster - 13/07/2009 22:09 - United States

Today, I spend two hours inside a bar talking about how I never worry about my boyfriend cheating on me when he travels for work. Everyone told me I was lucky to have such a great relationship. When we all decided to go out on the patio for a smoke, we saw him making out with someone else. FML

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By Vgameboi - 15/02/2010 03:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML

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By storyofmylife - 10/06/2015 02:44 - Canada - Truro

Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML

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By pinkfloyd777 - 20/12/2010 16:15

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML

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By uglyorstupid - 20/04/2010 16:46 - Croatia

Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML

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Friday 27 February 2009 7:12

Bite his dick off.

yay_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 7:16

WTF??? dump him NOW! Then you will be free to hit on all the European guys you want!

Comments

missalice0306 19

Friday 7 June 2013 4:46

He's probably jealous at the thought of other guys even talking to you. Dump him for being so damn insecure.

blackwidowtaco 31

Sunday 18 August 2013 6:59

if I were you op, i'd have a fling while you're away just to spite his ass. what a douche!

Helldemon 32

Tuesday 3 December 2013 1:11

If it's that easy for you to cheat you would probably find it pretty easy to justify cheating no matter the circumstance.

lovereneeee 11

Tuesday 5 November 2013 10:44

I hope he's no longer your boyfriend now. What an asshole!

mata2 7

Sunday 12 January 2014 5:03

old but adding reply. dump him as a guy I would not say this I would look her in the eyes and say "I love you hun, I trust you".

Neckyl 6

Monday 10 February 2014 19:03

Dump. Him. Any guy who feels that way about you, I'm sorry to say, is only using you until he finds someone else. Then he will dump you out of nowhere. Save yourself the heartache, and don't waste your time any longer. End it now. If he doesn't think you're absolutely gorgeous, he isn't in love with you.

toxic324x 17

Tuesday 7 April 2015 21:14

Maybe you should cheat on him with some European guys

daemonsparta 16

Tuesday 28 April 2015 23:42

to play devils advocate, you probably sounded like "yeah you know alk those european guys are better than you but i wont cheat even though theyz all hawt"