Love: Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought...

By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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By cc - 24/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By Embarrassed - 12/12/2011 13:45 - Germany

Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2020 14:00

Today, I asked my boyfriend to honestly tell me if I had become overweight. He replied that yes, I had, but that it was OK because I was his "Lumpy Space Princess." FML

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By Srain - 07/01/2010 06:36 - Australia

Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML

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Thanks, honey.

By Fluffy - 13/12/2017 19:00

Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML

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By Mellon - 09/12/2021 01:59

Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML

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By Username - 06/10/2010 21:59 - France

Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose THAT much weight." FML

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By fatty - 07/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML

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Saturday 18 April 2009 23:29

why would you say that you think you look fat and then say that you never thought you were fat before this?

Audio828 2

Saturday 18 April 2009 23:23

Someones insecure. =)

Comments

goldengophers12 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 2:52

I think the moral to this story is don't fish for compliments. Other people can't fix your poor self image, only you can do that.

rachelroller 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 3:21

Pfftt send him my way, thanks.

Bhetti 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 3:46

Seriously, guys, you 'can't win with women' as you put so sexistly so why don't you just have some balls in that situation and be honest. If she's a bitch about it, say 'I don't think you're fat but you ARE being [annoying/a bitch/whiny/insecure]. How's that for honest?' Even if it doesn't help, it does makes you feel better and you really don't need to take that crap. There're other responses you could try out: 'I'm not falling for that. That's a question you really shouldn't ask me. When I feel like telling you how you look, I will. If you don't think I'm being honest, then we have a problem.' 'What do YOU think?' '*joking tone* If you were fat, your ass would be already dumped.'

lowcapacityx 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 4:03

Maybe he was too busy jerking off to his own reflection to give you a real answer?

Seegtease 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 4:11

Wait wait wait. You said "I'm sorry I put on a few pounds, I hope I don't look fat and unattractive now." He said "You look the same as you always did. I also don't mind if you get fat." Problem? He didn't say you were fat. To me, he just implied that he wouldn't care if you became fat. Also, if you never thought you were fat, why did you tell him you thought you looked fat? Manipulator.

undone1 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 4:20

Would you rather have someone who'd dump you as soon as you gained a few pounds for not being "pretty" anymore?

your_fault_idiot 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 5:09

No sympathy for any of these FMLs when chicks get called fat because they were trying to trap up their boyfriend.

mattmag 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 5:27

You should be jumping for ******* joy. The guy loves you no matter how much you weigh. Go eat a cake while thinking "he still thinks I'm sexy!"

tabyyy 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 5:33

lol the OP is a total drama queen. i hate girls who say they think they're fat-- especially when they're just fishing for compliments. and i'm a girl. seriously, if you think you're fat, do something about it. exercise, eat better, go jogging, whatever. and be happy that you have a boyfriend who finds you attractive!