How is 'my dick loves your mouth' sweet?

Because I see it as a compliment. Maybe I'm strange, but an answer like that would put a smile on my face and a dirty reply in my mouth. So yeah, I think it's sweet.

Sounds depraved to me.

I couldn't agree with you more! I'm just like, 'It's a joke, people!' If I was demanded to say something romantic on the spot, I'd probably come out with something like that too! And besides, it was kinda cute! Why is 'dumping that prick' the best solution to every problem nowadays? OP, don't listen to any of these people on here! There is a reason that you are engaged to him. And you need to remember that reason when you have the FML moments. You, obviously, love him or you wouldn't be promised to marry eachother. If he makes you happy, then embrace these funny little comments and love him forever! ;)

You could always pee on his feet, DjeePee.

If he puts chocolate on his dick,that's pretty sweet!! And romantic as well!

Oh I see what you mean, chocolate is sweet and putting it there makes it sweeter? I don't think so.

How sad you think that is funny and appropriate, even on the spot, something like I love you, you are beautiful, anything except a crude statement one maybe would expect if you were a stripper or *****, not to be said to someone you love, maybe you should get with him you sound cheap.

122- Sounds like you're married to a guy who's either on a leash or who's also got a stick up his ass! Where's your sense of humor? Romanticism is not something to be demanded! It should come at the right moment. If I were demanded to say something romantic, I'd probably say something along those lines... And who are you to be calling people 'cheap'? Not everybody can be stuck up and snooty like you! You need to develop a sense of humor! I imagine your life is pretty damn boring!

You killed your own joke.

Good job... A flop of that level deserves a specialized cone hat, a stool in the corner, and a cookie to keep you occupied.

If I bring my own stool, can I have a cookie too?

#17, & #52. Or, this is kind of a stretch, I meant it the way that I typed it... thanks for your input though you all :-) okay not really

...

...master? Um, okay.

Giggity.

If you're trying to be funny, well done. You have succeeded. If you're being serious, I have a few questions. Are you a ninja? Are you also a turtle? Do you like pizza? Is your favourite colour orange? Is your master a huge rat? Do you live in a sewer system? If you have answered yes to all of the above, do you think you could learn to love me?

Your comment had the words, sucks, blow and job. I think you actually liked his answer.

:I see what you did there: