By Sharibabi65 - 07/03/2012 06:16 - United States

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Today, I told my fiancé I wanted to hear something romantic. He said, "My dick loves your mouth." I guess that's as good as it's going to get. FML
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TaylorTheBoss 4

Who tells someone they want to hear something romantic and expects something amazing on the spot

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kimmy91 12

I would have said, "My fist loves your face," and punched him.

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Comments

grannygruber 6

Hey, take it as a compliment! Now you know your good at giving head!

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yarani 26

I really don't understand some of these comments...everyone has bad days now and then; is it so wrong to expect your boyfriend or fiancé to be willing to help cheer you up?!

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Calyx_fml 21

Your life sucks... among other things.

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rogerover 19

Should have come back with "what a coincidence, my pussy loves your tongue!"

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Soliz27 2

I bet she asked that during a ballgame!

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hateevryone 14

and you're marrying him because?

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DCvRkey2012 7

One comment and she shouldn't marry him?

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cuddlebunny3548 11

It's not too late to back out ya know

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travs 0

if I was him id follow my statement with "you know it's true"

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rttaylor 4

Look on the bright side you give better blow than my gf

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