By Sharibabi65 - 07/03/2012 06:16 - United States

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Today, I told my fiancé I wanted to hear something romantic. He said, "My dick loves your mouth." I guess that's as good as it's going to get. FML
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TaylorTheBoss 4

Who tells someone they want to hear something romantic and expects something amazing on the spot

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kimmy91 12

I would have said, "My fist loves your face," and punched him.

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benhd1 14

Still a better love story than twilight.

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megan1rose 4

I think this rocks! What an answer and I'm sure you both laughed afterwards, too many people with stupid morals on this website, you clearly know how he is and that he would probably have answered like this, if I'd have heard this I would have lol'd :)

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Sexy_Smurf 16

Thats about as romantic as my ex-husbands idea of foreplay... "are you gonna jump on then" haha! xx

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billybob1890 10

Tell him your ***** is going to loves his ass! Ha Ha.

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Crazberry 5

I told my boyfriend about this one to make him laugh, and then he made me ask the same question just so he could say what your fiance said. Men :P

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MusicallyGifted 0

Get your man at the library XD At least he's good with words if you find him in the poetry section

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LadyyDimplz 0

totally agree my fiance says the same thing and constantly repeats it like if hes gunna get it again anytime soon -___-

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FadedMemory 9

That's the way men are. Romance isn't high on their priority list so if you want something amazing give him a little more time.

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