Animals: Today, I told my friend I was considering adopting a dog. She...

By Anonymous - 24/12/2015 18:06 - United States - Kennewick

Today, I told my friend I was considering adopting a dog. She looked at me like I was Satan and went on a rant about how dogs are "born evil" and will always maul someone given the chance. I still have the marks from when one of her psycho cats sliced open my arm last month. FML

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By This may take awhile - 30/11/2022 05:00 - United States

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By peta eata - 02/08/2021 13:01 - United States

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By Need new friends - 18/07/2023 03:00 - United States

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By Cat person - 15/12/2022 08:00 - United States

Today, I have cynophobia. My dog-loving friend refuses to acknowledge that it's real. Her dogs are vicious and mean, and she believes it is cruel to muzzle them. Not to mention they're almost the size of me, and I'm 6'2 and 220lbs. This is literally why I have cynophobia in the first place. FML

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By bad bad bad bad idea - 28/01/2022 05:01 - United States

Today, I had to very seriously and very slowly explain to my friend why having a bat mitzvah for her dog was a very ignorant and insulting idea. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2024 05:00

Today, I found out why my mother has treated me like dogshit since the day I was born. I was apparently born during a solar eclipse, which in her twisted mind meant I was born evil, with a black soul. I train dogs for blind people, yet she insists I must have a sinister motive even for that. FML

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By mykhael - 21/08/2013 18:58 - United States - Opelousas

Today, my girlfriend and I started fighting. Instead of arguing for herself, she decided to set her puppy on me. Only "Puppy" is the name of her fully-grown police-trained German Shepherd. FML

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By Poor doggo - 15/07/2021 08:01

Today, I was walking my friend’s dog at the park as a favor. A stranger then struck up a little conversation with me about the dog. It turned out that the stranger I talked to was my friend’s landlord, who now knows that my friend was lying about her pet being a service animal and is threatening eviction. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2015 15:40 - Canada - Port-menier

Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML

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Friday 25 December 2015 7:08

If treated right, dogs are the most loyal and loving creatures, don't listen to her.

MrConfusion 21

Friday 25 December 2015 7:09

The only bad dogs are the ones raised bad. I love dogs and currently own two. Don't listen to her OP, and if you want to adopt a dog, I highly suggest it. Happy adopting :)

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chosha_fml 26

Friday 25 December 2015 14:49

I really hope you said exactly that to her.

pixierara 28

Friday 25 December 2015 14:50

Neither one is born evil, what the heck.

GokuSS400 18

Friday 25 December 2015 15:51

You need to ditch this "friend"…dogs are the most sweet and loving things in the world (just look at my profile pic for proof :P )

Railroader 16

Friday 25 December 2015 15:52

Talk about crazy cat lady...

katina1236 20

Friday 25 December 2015 16:48

She's a cat person. Don't take it seriously. And some cats are temperamental. And as for dogs if they're raised properly they make amazing companions. And can be used for so many different things in today's society. And remember it doesn't matter where the dog comes from as long as it has a loving home.