Love: Today, I told my girlfriend I needed someone to talk to because...

By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend I needed someone to talk to because I just found out my aunt has cancer. She told me to talk to her in an hour, Spongebob was on. FML

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You deserved it 5 526

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By Mitch - 19/07/2012 17:36 - Puerto Rico - Bayamon

Today, while I was working my shift at the store, my girlfriend appeared and asked to talk to me. Once we were alone, she burst into tears and started sobbing. Turns out someone's dad died in her favorite TV show and she wanted some comfort. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 395

You deserved it 3 454

GG then

By Anonymous - 24/05/2014 19:31 - United States - Round Rock

Today, my grandma was diagnosed with lung cancer. We're very close, and I called my boyfriend, really needing some support. I'd barely told him what had happened, when he replied, "Babe, I'm in the middle of a game here. Call me later." FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 346

You deserved it 6 650

By schellbytheseashore - 21/02/2009 07:30 - United States

Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 175

You deserved it 13 394

By Anonymous - 09/02/2016 11:28 - United States - Lansing

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a romantic dinner, since we can't see each other this Valentine's Day. Halfway through, my aunt called, telling me my grandma had died. I had to leave because I was crying so much, leaving my girlfriend with a very pricey bill. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 996

You deserved it 4 460

By Anonymous - 29/05/2012 17:50 - Netherlands - Lelystad

Today, I spilled my guts to my girlfriend, saying I'm scared that all I do is upset her. I then had to sit through a speech about how upset she was that I hadn't told her sooner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 096

You deserved it 4 808

By RIP - 15/07/2012 05:02 - United States

Today, my mom came over to me and whispered something in my ear. I didn't hear it and assumed it was a joke, so I started laughing. Turns out my aunt died. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 424

You deserved it 28 446

By UnfortunatelySingle - 21/07/2015 06:15 - United States - Portland

Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 442

You deserved it 3 385

Great family you've got there

By Anonymous - 31/01/2021 14:01

Today, my wife, who recently had cancer, made an offhand comment that my 30-year-old sister took offense to. Instead of saying something, she went and called our parents. My dad then called and yelled at me for 5 minutes about it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 834

You deserved it 174

By Anonymous - 05/08/2011 04:18 - United States

Today, my friend's dad had a heart attack. Without realizing what I was saying, I texted her, "If you need anything, you know I'll be there in a heartbeat." FML

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You deserved it 13 264

Get up!

By Casino - 02/04/2009 01:17 - United States

Today, I bitched out my grandmother, who lives with my family, for being lazy and laying in bed until 6-7pm for the past month. When I was done, she told me she had been diagnosed with cancer and was depressed because of it. Nobody had bothered to tell me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 475

You deserved it 102 463

briedis 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 10:24

I love Spongebob :D But yeah, pretty insesitive girlfriend...

hpnerd 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 10:09

Spongebob is an hour long? Some girlfriend..

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planetearth 0

Friday 3 April 2009 3:34

#121 No, not all teenagers, but you sure do!

nothingsweeter 0

Friday 3 April 2009 4:38

Well.. I guess that's what you get for dating an 8-year-old.

Croco83 7

Friday 3 April 2009 8:10

Dude, I think it's time for a new girlfriend...

fuckthatnoise 0

Friday 3 April 2009 10:14

1) Dump her for ignoring you during a crisis. 2) Dump her for ignoring you during a crisis to watch SPONGBOB. 3) DUMP HER FOR WATCHING SPONGEBOB! Sorry about your aunt. xoxo

Bella_x 0

Friday 3 April 2009 10:40

Dump her. Yep.

DipsetDiplomat 0

Friday 3 April 2009 20:12

Mine does that occasionally too...

grease21monkey 0

Friday 3 April 2009 21:23

dump that bitch

kylepwn1 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:29

dump that bitch my thoughts exactly like literally...i was going to post just that

FlightlessTalk 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 0:56

isn't spongebob a 30 minute show? couldn't she talk during the commercials? i understand that she wouldn't want to talk much during her favourite show... but like, your aunt has cancer. what a useless girlfriend! i agree with #131 and #132.