Love: Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because...

By Anonymous - 03/12/2012 11:53 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML

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By ddll - 05/09/2011 01:27 - Singapore

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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By CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

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By ouch - 29/03/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

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By ouch - 16/06/2016 10:14 - United States - Livonia

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was so angry, she stabbed me in the hand with a plastic fork. FML

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By GirlishMan1883897 - 24/07/2010 10:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

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By never dip the wick in crazy - 15/04/2016 19:00 - Romania

Today, after months of patiently trying to help my girlfriend deal with her anger issues, she dumped me in a blind rage for sneezing. FML

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Sweet relief

By Anonymous - 17/06/2016 03:00

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML

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You deserved it 1 566

By WTF? - 12/08/2013 04:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML

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You deserved it 6 556

By Anonymous - 27/09/2013 20:33 - United States - Spring Branch

Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML

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You deserved it 4 556

allenalives 1

Monday 3 December 2012 19:01

You CAN press charges you know...even in Canada, I'm sure

lilhellian 26

Monday 3 December 2012 19:02

Atleast you didn't wake up with icyhot there after she kicked you.

Comments

ICastillo 24

Monday 3 December 2012 19:17

Well one last kick to remember her. But you should have gave her an upper **** for the road.

lelo007 11

Monday 3 December 2012 19:28

Man- Getting **** punched is no joke. One time I was playing soccer and got a hard knee to my lady bits... I never thought I would get off of the ground.

ICastillo 24

Monday 3 December 2012 19:41

Yeah I think she deserves it though. A kick to the balls is very painful too. I've came very close to throwing up by getting kicked in the balls.

gracehi 31

Monday 3 December 2012 21:28

Yeah, it's a myth that it doesn't hurt for a girl to get kicked in the crotch. We're not numb down there! It feels like getting kicked in the shin.

lelo007 11

Monday 3 December 2012 21:30

I've said in a previous FML that I would NEVER think of kicking a man in the balls. Well that's a lie, I've thought about it a lot, but I wouldn't actually do it. That's just so barbaric.

spazz666 18

Monday 3 December 2012 22:31

It feels like getting a foot shoved up your ******. Oh wait...

empath 20

Monday 3 December 2012 19:20

..And then she was hit by a bus.. And that's how Regina George died. Then OP grabbed a bag of frozen peas and lived happily ever after.

Teyros 24

Monday 3 December 2012 19:23

Well you're doing the right thing by breaking up with her. Too bad it cost you a little more pain. Feel better soon OP. *sends an icepack in the mail.*

Neligee 9

Monday 3 December 2012 19:25

Lmfao ! Psychotic !

Cocoapelli 23

Monday 3 December 2012 19:39

Nuts!!!

onorexveritas 23

Monday 3 December 2012 19:50

Ow, that's gotta be harsh. She sure proved you right on being abusive.

pradip 26

Monday 3 December 2012 19:59

Having a dominant partner keeps the relationship interesting, u should've enjoyed those loving abuses. Kicking you in the nuts shows she never wanted you to use them on anyone else. Different people express love in different ways.

Eelam_star 2

Monday 3 December 2012 23:28

How the **** does kicking someone in their nuts shows affection? Let me kick you in nuts and see if you feel the same way

SoylentCandycorn 10

Monday 3 December 2012 23:37

What if someone shows their love by puncturing the condom? Violently assaulting anyone they think is flirting with their spouse? Chopping up their loved one into little pieces and eating them in a stew whilst screeching that their beloved will live inside them forever?