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Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. She knows I hate kids and never want any, so I laughed and said, “April Fools, right?” then left the room, still laughing like it was the dumbest thing ever. Then I realized it was the day before April Fool's Day. FML but seriously, congratulations! and lol@47
First of all, #1 is a giant ******* ******. Secondly, although it may be the day before April Fools Day, it's not surprising that he thought it was a joke. Depending on the circumstances, I may have though the same thing. Admittedly, laughing and walking away was dumb, he should have clarified it.
out of respect... congratulations, to you for being pregnant, and #6 for being the first to think of something SMART to say in a comment. oh and one more thing... we are not children, id say that #1 was retarded but that would be insulting the intelligence of the "retarded" and we wouldnt want that... not considering that we are the minority compared to them.
Congratulations. :) He may have been laughing at the fact that he thought you were trying to prank him, and he thought it was a lame/obvious prank to pull.
strong communication skills in your relationship...
an honest mistake, but congrats! @51: come on, we all get confused sometimes when we get to the end of the month.
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Here's what you do. Tomorrow, wake up and go " I'm not pregnant!.....April Fools!" That ought to clear a few things up. Congratulations btw :]
...congratulations?