By heather - 20/06/2011 22:25 - Canada

Today, I told my husband that I was going to get a swimsuit from the Victoria's Secret catalog. He replied, "Are you going to get the body to go with it?" FML
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theonlysweetpea 10

Tell him that once he starts lookin like a pro athlete, you'll get that figure but until then go change a lightbulb!

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ZombieeeeUnicorn 1

what a douche.

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TylerzMB 0

what a ******* asshole! you should tell him your gunnu go shoppimg for a new husband while your at it.

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lisha88 1

that's when you know it's time to hit the gym lol

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ipwnlosers 4

It's not cool to say "lol"in your own comment.

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onorexveritas 23

hahaha damn thats mean

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svfirebellious 0

only if the body is on sale.

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LemonStarship 5

Looks like someones sleeping outside tonight

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parxxx 0

Tell him that he is looking like the models in the Victoria's Secret catalog..too skiny.

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unrose 1

you kind of set yourself up for that one.

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elyiia 4

"I would but buying people has been illegal since they stopped allowing slaves."

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Shinygirlnz 1

Wow, your husband's a bit of a jerk. I personally wouldn't say something that cruel to a FRIEND, let alone my partner.

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