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By Missy - 02/02/2011 18:16 - United States

Today, I told my mom I broke up with my boyfriend because he wanted to have sex and I wasn't ready. Her reply? "Well, you can't stay a virgin forever." FML

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By senelbeat - 03/07/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mother about my sex life, telling her, "If I want to have sex, I'm going to have sex." She looked at me for a moment and said, "You're staying a virgin until you get married." She wasn't ordering me, she was informing me. FML

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Overbearing parents are the worst

By SoDead - 05/12/2020 04:01 - United States - Center Point

Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML

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Dating sucks

By Anonymous - 26/11/2021 19:59

Today, I had a horrible date with this guy I’ve been seeing. He wanted me to give it up, but I wasn’t ready, so he dumped me on the spot. I went home crying to my mother and her response was, “Stop being such a prude! What are you? Ten? Grow the fuck up!” Thanks mom. FML

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Excuses

By sucks - 12/03/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very Christian family, I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "Is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2015 18:05 - United States - Mankato

Today, as my mom was getting ready for a date, I told her that I think it's too early for her to date, since she divorced my dad only a week ago. She then said, "Don't worry, I'm only in it for sex." FML

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By Shelling Ford - 25/08/2015 11:55 - Germany - Munich

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2014 13:04 - Israel

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I was sad, but the only thing my mom could say was, "You should have waited until I got him to mow the lawn." FML

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But mah grandbabiiiiiiiiez

By Anonymous - 20/10/2021 02:00

Today, my mother found out that my fiancée broke up with her last boyfriend because she didn't want kids and he did. She's now demanding that I either change her mind, or call things off with her. FML

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By Scorned - 16/09/2018 06:00

Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML

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Privacy

By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 22:00 - Germany

Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML

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Wednesday 2 February 2011 23:12

It's up to you, doesn't matter what anyone else says

Fall3nAngel 22

Wednesday 2 February 2011 23:08

Great mum you've got there.

Comments

TheWicked 4

Thursday 3 February 2011 0:37

How old are you anyway? 12?

zanysage 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 0:57

Missy Mummy dear is right!

Badjuju7711 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 0:58

like mother like daughter

Skye_Child 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 1:07

Well, That us true. But if you aren't ready yet then you shouldn't until you find the right guy. You woulda went through more heart break if he hit and quit it. Your mom should have agreed with your decision, And appreciate that her daughter is willing to wait and isn't fast at trying to have sex.

ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 1:33

You are smarter than your Mom. You don't just do it with anyone. A guy who would pressure you would be a selfish lover as well. Wait until you are with someone you are very attracted to, have a good relationship with

Chris19801012 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 2:16

awww yes mom's mom wisdom. Keeping the strip clubs full since 1962.

Sparkiee93 3

Thursday 3 February 2011 2:08

Well good for you, stick by your morals no matter what. If your virginity is something precious to you hold on to it until you are ready to let it go to the right person. Just remember that sex is a part of a normal adult relationship, and just as it doesn't make you a bad person for not wanting sex, it doesn't make anyone else a bad person for wanting a sexual relationship. Just be fair and explain at the beginning that you want a company-only relationship so that they are not duped into believing that it's a normal one.

GawZ 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 2:17

ydi cuz yo mama speaks the truth!

dc295 3

Saturday 5 February 2011 0:53

ur a douche what makes her mom rite about that? if shes not ready then leave her alone. eventually she will b

Chris19801012 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 2:18

awww yes mom's mom wisdom. Keeping the strip clubs full since 1962.

snipeshow 3

Thursday 3 February 2011 2:18

YDI for being prudiah

NullPointer 20

Thursday 3 February 2011 2:23

Your mom seems like a real bitch. You CAN stay a virgin forever if you want to. I'm not saying that you do want to, it sounds like you're just waiting for the right time, but if you do decide to stay a virgin you should be able to. Don't let anyone tell you that you can't do something. I know that I'm not going to have sex before I'm ready. I'm twenty and almost had sex with a girl because she had pressured me. I think it is harder for me, because society is less accepting of men wanting to wait to have sex than it is of women.