Intimacy: Today, I told my mom I broke up with my boyfriend because he...

By Missy - 02/02/2011 18:16 - United States

Today, I told my mom I broke up with my boyfriend because he wanted to have sex and I wasn't ready. Her reply? "Well, you can't stay a virgin forever." FML

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You deserved it 17 280

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By senelbeat - 03/07/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mother about my sex life, telling her, "If I want to have sex, I'm going to have sex." She looked at me for a moment and said, "You're staying a virgin until you get married." She wasn't ordering me, she was informing me. FML

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You deserved it 8 596

Overbearing parents are the worst

By SoDead - 05/12/2020 04:01 - United States - Center Point

Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML

I agree, your life sucks 803

You deserved it 1 740

Dating sucks

By Anonymous - 26/11/2021 19:59

Today, I had a horrible date with this guy I’ve been seeing. He wanted me to give it up, but I wasn’t ready, so he dumped me on the spot. I went home crying to my mother and her response was, “Stop being such a prude! What are you? Ten? Grow the fuck up!” Thanks mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 408

You deserved it 475

Excuses

By sucks - 12/03/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very Christian family, I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "Is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" FML

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You deserved it 54 146

By Anonymous - 23/06/2015 18:05 - United States - Mankato

Today, as my mom was getting ready for a date, I told her that I think it's too early for her to date, since she divorced my dad only a week ago. She then said, "Don't worry, I'm only in it for sex." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 137

You deserved it 4 509

By Shelling Ford - 25/08/2015 11:55 - Germany - Munich

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML

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You deserved it 3 320

By Anonymous - 11/03/2014 13:04 - Israel

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I was sad, but the only thing my mom could say was, "You should have waited until I got him to mow the lawn." FML

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You deserved it 6 290

But mah grandbabiiiiiiiiez

By Anonymous - 20/10/2021 02:00

Today, my mother found out that my fiancée broke up with her last boyfriend because she didn't want kids and he did. She's now demanding that I either change her mind, or call things off with her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 903

You deserved it 118

By Scorned - 16/09/2018 06:00

Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML

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You deserved it 347

Privacy

By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 22:00 - Germany

Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 194

You deserved it 452

catatonicsleep 17

Wednesday 2 February 2011 23:12

It's up to you, doesn't matter what anyone else says

Fall3nAngel 22

Wednesday 2 February 2011 23:08

Great mum you've got there.

Comments

Kelita 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 10:18

n the mother of the year award goes TO!!...........not ur mom.

Kelita 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 10:32

king wutever Ur name is....all I can say is FYL. seriously.

wtfsnickers 1

Thursday 3 February 2011 11:17

stay a virgin have butt sex instead

morganhchs 5

Thursday 3 February 2011 13:03

Why would you break up with him? Just talk about it and come to an agreement.

SulfurPlague 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 14:43

It's true.

dattracta 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 17:25

everyone who said you deserved it are idiots. Congrats on being one of the last remaining people who still actually hold some esteem for making love.

Djosef_fml 0

Friday 11 February 2011 20:17

I would gladly denounce your bigotry, but I'm too busy being delicious. ~Judge Fudge.

Namenlos_fml 20

Thursday 3 February 2011 17:55

Kudos for sticking to your beliefs! It's remarkable how many people in relationships these days would fold, do the deed, then regret it for the rest of their life.

alicec123 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 19:13

Technically, your mom is wrong. But you shouldn't break up just because of that. A realtionship should be more than just sex.

zaadam2 5

Thursday 3 February 2011 19:33

If you broke up with your boyfriend just because of that, you're trully an idiot. While it is your right to not want to have sex and you may have truly not been ready, you don't just break up with a guy over something like that. You just need to say that you aren't ready yet and just ask him to be patient. Unless the guy is being a complete asshole about it, etc etc then you shouldn't have broken up.