Intimacy: Today, I told my mom I broke up with my boyfriend because he...

By Missy - 02/02/2011 18:16 - United States

Today, I told my mom I broke up with my boyfriend because he wanted to have sex and I wasn't ready. Her reply? "Well, you can't stay a virgin forever." FML

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By senelbeat - 03/07/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mother about my sex life, telling her, "If I want to have sex, I'm going to have sex." She looked at me for a moment and said, "You're staying a virgin until you get married." She wasn't ordering me, she was informing me. FML

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Overbearing parents are the worst

By SoDead - 05/12/2020 04:01 - United States - Center Point

Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML

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Dating sucks

By Anonymous - 26/11/2021 19:59

Today, I had a horrible date with this guy I’ve been seeing. He wanted me to give it up, but I wasn’t ready, so he dumped me on the spot. I went home crying to my mother and her response was, “Stop being such a prude! What are you? Ten? Grow the fuck up!” Thanks mom. FML

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Excuses

By sucks - 12/03/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very Christian family, I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "Is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2015 18:05 - United States - Mankato

Today, as my mom was getting ready for a date, I told her that I think it's too early for her to date, since she divorced my dad only a week ago. She then said, "Don't worry, I'm only in it for sex." FML

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By Shelling Ford - 25/08/2015 11:55 - Germany - Munich

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2014 13:04 - Israel

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I was sad, but the only thing my mom could say was, "You should have waited until I got him to mow the lawn." FML

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But mah grandbabiiiiiiiiez

By Anonymous - 20/10/2021 02:00

Today, my mother found out that my fiancée broke up with her last boyfriend because she didn't want kids and he did. She's now demanding that I either change her mind, or call things off with her. FML

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By Scorned - 16/09/2018 06:00

Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML

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Privacy

By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 22:00 - Germany

Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML

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catatonicsleep 17

Wednesday 2 February 2011 23:12

It's up to you, doesn't matter what anyone else says

Fall3nAngel 22

Wednesday 2 February 2011 23:08

Great mum you've got there.

Comments

fearfulsymmetry 1

Thursday 3 February 2011 20:46

That quote is ******* absurd. Also, I actually DON'T want to be a virgin again. Don't speak for all women, speak for just for yourself.

stevenmx86 7

Thursday 3 February 2011 20:56

Utah

IsntThisAwkward 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 21:11

who wants their first time- for a woman, a time of pain more than pleasure and perhaps pain NOT pleasure - to be with someone that cares about them and isn't just looking to get laid. nah, sex is nothing, not an act of love, no reason to regret.

denlillakotten 4

Thursday 3 February 2011 22:12

Well I think if you break up with him for that, and he is a nice guy in general; once you lose your virginity you are going to want to know what he's like in bed.

randombitches1 0

Friday 4 February 2011 1:43

can we trade moms?

ilovemyboys 0

Friday 4 February 2011 3:01

stupid bitch of a mom.

jodayx 0

Friday 4 February 2011 6:43

that's mad funny. lmao!

GangstaGalahleio 0

Friday 4 February 2011 10:50

It really is your decision. Maybe you should ask her if she wants to be a grandma. Like that girl said on "16 & Pregnant" she only had sex once and that got her pregnant.

cheer0696 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 3:48

I agree to u breaking up with him. Don't let any one pressure u into doing something u don't want to do. I would break up with him if he asked me to have sex and I say "No" and he would ask me continuously and don't understand that I'm not ready.