Intimacy: Today, I told my mom I broke up with my boyfriend because he...

By Missy - 02/02/2011 18:16 - United States

Today, I told my mom I broke up with my boyfriend because he wanted to have sex and I wasn't ready. Her reply? "Well, you can't stay a virgin forever." FML

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Same thing different taste

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By senelbeat - 03/07/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mother about my sex life, telling her, "If I want to have sex, I'm going to have sex." She looked at me for a moment and said, "You're staying a virgin until you get married." She wasn't ordering me, she was informing me. FML

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Overbearing parents are the worst

By SoDead - 05/12/2020 04:01 - United States - Center Point

Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML

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Dating sucks

By Anonymous - 26/11/2021 19:59

Today, I had a horrible date with this guy I’ve been seeing. He wanted me to give it up, but I wasn’t ready, so he dumped me on the spot. I went home crying to my mother and her response was, “Stop being such a prude! What are you? Ten? Grow the fuck up!” Thanks mom. FML

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Excuses

By sucks - 12/03/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very Christian family, I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "Is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2015 18:05 - United States - Mankato

Today, as my mom was getting ready for a date, I told her that I think it's too early for her to date, since she divorced my dad only a week ago. She then said, "Don't worry, I'm only in it for sex." FML

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By Shelling Ford - 25/08/2015 11:55 - Germany - Munich

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2014 13:04 - Israel

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I was sad, but the only thing my mom could say was, "You should have waited until I got him to mow the lawn." FML

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But mah grandbabiiiiiiiiez

By Anonymous - 20/10/2021 02:00

Today, my mother found out that my fiancée broke up with her last boyfriend because she didn't want kids and he did. She's now demanding that I either change her mind, or call things off with her. FML

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By Scorned - 16/09/2018 06:00

Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML

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Privacy

By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 22:00 - Germany

Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML

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catatonicsleep 17

Wednesday 2 February 2011 23:12

It's up to you, doesn't matter what anyone else says

Fall3nAngel 22

Wednesday 2 February 2011 23:08

Great mum you've got there.

Comments

Yoshi_Fue 9

Monday 14 February 2011 16:33

I still say that the "Virgin Mary" is just the lazy religion's excuse for "She's a cheating *****" You know it's true, OP. You can't stay a virgin forever. :P

Gameczar 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 3:05

Sex is sex is sex I don't get why people try to glorify sex that much. It's not magical, it's not holy, it's just sex. It feels good, people enjoy it, everyone enjoys it. Everyone just thinks "Oh, I'll save myself for someone and wait till I'm ready" Guess what, you're missing out.

Cinn_fml 22

Wednesday 16 February 2011 9:35

So what? If people want to wait, let them. Also, not everyone who choses to wait till they're ready does it because they're trying to glorify it.

1oscar 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 17:09

there can be pleasure with out intercourse!!!

Islander_fml 5

Thursday 17 February 2011 2:30

The first time is going to be awkward, not special. You don't need to be in love with the person. Just have some kind of respect for them, and make sure they're free of disease.

roachymart 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 6:09

You should test drive the car before you buy it...

ArielTheMermaid 17

Monday 4 April 2011 22:53

just wait then. NBD

HayHayMoose 0

Monday 11 April 2011 4:33

Lucky. My mom doesn't even allow me to DATE! :P

CountMonteCristo 3

Saturday 14 May 2011 2:04

I created an account just to comment on this! My mom says the same thing to me all the time! she went on to tell me that "there's all different kinds of sex, just like there's all different kinds of sports. You want to find out your both playing the same game" and went on to say that she likes "tennis". To be fair, she also says wrap it before you tap it, etc. I also think it's crazy we're from the same state, nice to know I'm not the only one, stay strong!