By thatfatkid - 10/08/2011 05:48 - United States

Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML
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Miss_Birthday 3

My brother was called Fatty in his childhood but got some serious surgery, lost about 100 pounds (he was really tall) and still gets called fatty. She's your mom, she probably didn't mean it. And my mom called me 'peewee' cuz i'm the youngest.

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iloooovemylife 7

Are you really fat op? If you are time to go loose as In loosing weight

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Black_Letter 19

Maybe its time for you to find a dictionary.

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Black_Letter 19

All you have to do is try out for throwing discuss or shot put, you'll make it easily, then you can tell your mom to suck it.

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DonovanRiddick 6

Hell track aint ****** easy you gotta be damn fit

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bwblackw 2

Hey the track team will you help lose weight

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nicknunn 0

hahaha i love your mom! real straight shooter.

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jkemp1984 10

Track doesn't start until February. That's plenty of time to shed a few lbs. Shove that in her face

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DamnSmooth 0

Ask your mom if she is just pissed off her own life didn't turn out like she planned and if this is her own way of acting out. (If your mom happens to be in her late 20s/early 30s and one of those 'Gen X'ers ... you should bash her ******* face in.)

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