By Anonymous - 06/06/2012 16:25 - United States - Bucyrus

Today, I told my mom I was finally going on a diet. She let me know how proud she is of me fighting temptation, by making my favorite cookies and dinner. FML
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nanny1010 12

Maybe it's so you can enjoy your favorite meal one last time before your hat work begins? Good luck dieting!

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stormer461 13

She's like the evil witch from Hansel and Gretel. She's trying to fatten you up. Stay away from any large ovens or furnaces.

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Latissimus 3

Whale whale whale what do we have here?

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FranzFerdinand 18

"and dinner"… You do realize that you should eat dinner whether you're on a diet or not, right? FYL if your favorite dinner is really unhealthy, but don't starve yourself.

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alphatoomega 21

The issue with the dinner isn't that she shouldn't eat it at all, it's that she would have a harder time not eating too large a portion than if it weren't her favorite.

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MagicStallion 9

By the note the OP's FML ended on I doubt they're even still there :3

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calmyourself 7

I'll eat it for you so you have nothing to resist.

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GawdamitNappa 4

Shouldn't she be waiting for when you have kids of your own? I thought only grandmothers did this sort of thing.

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ManInTheMachine 19

Nah. Then her diet would consist of snozberries...and more snozberries. And that wouldn't end well.

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PlaidPanda 9

*starts licking window* the snozberries DO taste like snozberries!

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alpacaman 5

WILLPOWER!!! Stay strong my friend, and get yourself a healthy cookbook! Eat your favorite food and be healthy!

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pexy_fml 16

Apparently ur mom ddnt get the point

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laughingat 1

Eat all the foods that you are used to consume with due reduced proportion. Furthermore it is important to practice some daily exercises, if you want to burn your fats quickier

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