Miscellaneous: Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends....

By cloudberry - 27/05/2012 08:00 - United States - Astoria

Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML

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By Grounded - 29/12/2009 18:50 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn't believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML

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By bad birthdays - 16/08/2014 05:09 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, it's my birthday. When I asked my mom if we were gonna do anything special for my birthday. She said, "Don't lie to me. It's not your birthday." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2013 22:38 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I told my parents that I was going to hang out with some friends. My dad guffawed and said, "Ooh, look at Mary, pretending she has a social life." Thanks, Dad. FML

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By TGIkaty - 10/02/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML

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By indian:( - 18/01/2009 21:57 - United States

Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML

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Holy stereotypes, mom!

By BtoTheRtoTheTTK - 19/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Winter Haven

Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML

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By Yeoman - 19/11/2011 07:47 - New Zealand

Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2019 12:03

Today, I told my mom I was going swimming with friends. She told me, in front of them, not to go into the deep end unless there was an adult around because I'm not old enough to swim on my own. I'm 19. FML

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You deserved it 204

By loser - 17/02/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML

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You deserved it 52 120

By Idk anymore - 23/07/2019 17:00 - United States - Modesto

Today, I came out to my parents. My mom and dad think that I'm lying, just so I could "fit in" with everyone else. FML

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You deserved it 352

JayChuckles 4

Sunday 27 May 2012 16:07

iPhone...

Jiinxx 8

Sunday 27 May 2012 16:02

shit just got real.

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kbt13 0

Sunday 27 May 2012 16:06

Autocorrect got him, asshole

SliceOfCake 9

Sunday 27 May 2012 17:46

...commenting attempt = fail.

perdix 29

Sunday 27 May 2012 16:06

You should tell the truth! "Mom, I going to buy beer and weed for some people just so they'll tolerate my presence."

rattusrattus 18

Sunday 27 May 2012 16:09

"Mum, I'm going to go and have dinner with my friends. They're in the basement. Yes, that was my 'taxidermy project'..."

badbadkitty 5

Sunday 27 May 2012 16:07

Clearly you've lied a few times before or she wouldn't be so eager to hop on that thought process....

iStrukk 7

Sunday 27 May 2012 16:07

Look her in the "eye" and finish. FINISH LIKE A BOSS!

olpally 32

Sunday 27 May 2012 16:47

20- what the ****?? that comment doesn't even apply here...

JustDerpin 11

Sunday 27 May 2012 19:58

wrong FML, dude.

insertnameherr 11

Sunday 27 May 2012 16:07

well, maybe you shouldn't lie to her.

Amethyst888 14

Sunday 27 May 2012 18:54

I don't think OP was lying, I think it was more like OP's mom didn't believe OP has friends. Which is sad, and probably means that next time OP plans to use her "friends" as an excuse to sneak out she'll have a hard time convincing her mom.

threekings 2

Sunday 27 May 2012 16:12

mothers instincts...

isaiaah 6

Sunday 27 May 2012 16:14

Mothers always know what to say don't they?

supercalyyy 7

Sunday 27 May 2012 16:15

So where we're you really going?

IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

Sunday 27 May 2012 19:59

Were*

supercalyyy 7

Monday 28 May 2012 3:52

Grammar nazi in the house

babydiamond_fml 9

Sunday 27 May 2012 16:18

She knows when u're lying,she's ur mum.

kandi_kid69 15

Sunday 27 May 2012 18:44

You're* >.

xxxSANAxxx 0

Sunday 27 May 2012 16:19

So...DID you lie? :p

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Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML

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Same thing different taste

Holy stereotypes, mom!

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