Miscellaneous: Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends....

By cloudberry - 27/05/2012 08:00 - United States - Astoria

Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML

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By Grounded - 29/12/2009 18:50 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn't believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML

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By bad birthdays - 16/08/2014 05:09 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, it's my birthday. When I asked my mom if we were gonna do anything special for my birthday. She said, "Don't lie to me. It's not your birthday." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2013 22:38 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I told my parents that I was going to hang out with some friends. My dad guffawed and said, "Ooh, look at Mary, pretending she has a social life." Thanks, Dad. FML

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By TGIkaty - 10/02/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML

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By indian:( - 18/01/2009 21:57 - United States

Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML

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Holy stereotypes, mom!

By BtoTheRtoTheTTK - 19/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Winter Haven

Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML

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By Yeoman - 19/11/2011 07:47 - New Zealand

Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2019 12:03

Today, I told my mom I was going swimming with friends. She told me, in front of them, not to go into the deep end unless there was an adult around because I'm not old enough to swim on my own. I'm 19. FML

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By loser - 17/02/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML

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By Idk anymore - 23/07/2019 17:00 - United States - Modesto

Today, I came out to my parents. My mom and dad think that I'm lying, just so I could "fit in" with everyone else. FML

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JayChuckles 4

Sunday 27 May 2012 16:07

iPhone...

Jiinxx 8

Sunday 27 May 2012 16:02

shit just got real.

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Acaprice14 9

Sunday 27 May 2012 16:21

Tell her your friends are all her past boyfriends.

gracehi 31

Sunday 27 May 2012 16:25

"Bye, Mom." "where are you going?" "To hang out with my friends." "Don't lie to me." "What make you think I'm lying? I have tons of friends!" *Raised eyebrow* *sigh* "Okay, I'll admit it. I'm going to the library...by myself!" *sob* *pats on the back* "There, there."

flashback.miss 28

Sunday 27 May 2012 16:25

Are you just really anti-social or does she have a valid reason to be suspicious of your activities? I'm neutral on this, while it does suck to have a parent accuse you of lying when you're being honest.