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By cloudberry - 27/05/2012 08:00 - United States - Astoria

Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML

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You deserved it 2 730

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By Grounded - 29/12/2009 18:50 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn't believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 257

You deserved it 3 854

By bad birthdays - 16/08/2014 05:09 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, it's my birthday. When I asked my mom if we were gonna do anything special for my birthday. She said, "Don't lie to me. It's not your birthday." FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 019

You deserved it 3 458

By Anonymous - 08/02/2013 22:38 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I told my parents that I was going to hang out with some friends. My dad guffawed and said, "Ooh, look at Mary, pretending she has a social life." Thanks, Dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 446

You deserved it 3 317

By TGIkaty - 10/02/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 698

You deserved it 3 482

By indian:( - 18/01/2009 21:57 - United States

Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 005

You deserved it 33 121

Holy stereotypes, mom!

By BtoTheRtoTheTTK - 19/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Winter Haven

Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 219

You deserved it 518

By Yeoman - 19/11/2011 07:47 - New Zealand

Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 228

You deserved it 7 112

By Anonymous - 02/06/2019 12:03

Today, I told my mom I was going swimming with friends. She told me, in front of them, not to go into the deep end unless there was an adult around because I'm not old enough to swim on my own. I'm 19. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 983

You deserved it 204

By loser - 17/02/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 011

You deserved it 52 120

By Idk anymore - 23/07/2019 17:00 - United States - Modesto

Today, I came out to my parents. My mom and dad think that I'm lying, just so I could "fit in" with everyone else. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 951

You deserved it 352

JayChuckles 4

Sunday 27 May 2012 16:07

iPhone...

Jiinxx 8

Sunday 27 May 2012 16:02

shit just got real.

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g02hell 2

Sunday 27 May 2012 18:52

You're kinda an ass aren't ya random?

br0ccoli 14

Sunday 27 May 2012 19:02

Sneaking off with some boys, hm?

steelflax 5

Sunday 27 May 2012 19:02

Had sometime on out hands did we

Briiyahh 7

Sunday 27 May 2012 19:12

Ouch shit got real

skynerd57 0

Sunday 27 May 2012 19:20

Don't take it personally op. moms are crazy

js9811 2

Sunday 27 May 2012 19:45

Meh!

Shrouds 14

Sunday 27 May 2012 23:24

The truth shall set you free.

Screamokid94 0

Sunday 27 May 2012 23:35

did you cave?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 27 May 2012 23:50

This reminds me of Lois and Meg from Family Guy. "Mom, I could be out having a life!" "Meg, if you don't want to baby-sit anymore, that's fine, but don't you sit there and lie to me!"

saidoh_fml 26

Monday 28 May 2012 1:14

My thoughts exactly.

janerose21 3

Monday 28 May 2012 2:39

Throw a house party!!

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Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML

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You deserved it 2 649

Today, while having the most stressful work week ever, it's also the first time I’ve seen my ex since she dumped me about a month ago. She’s happy and ecstatic; I’m stressed out and still semi heart broken. FML

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You deserved it 135

Today, I'd signed up to try a workout class at the gym. However, as soon as the instructor started the class, I realized it was much more intense than I had anticipated. I ended up passing out and had to be carried out of the class by the instructor. FML

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Same thing different taste

Holy stereotypes, mom!

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