Miscellaneous: Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on...

By anonymous - 21/04/2009 05:42 - United States

Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML

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By teach - 14/11/2010 07:31 - United States

Today, my teacher turned around from the blackboard and screamed, "Stop chewing your gum like a cow!" That wasn't so bad.--The bad part was when she realized it was me, she apologized saying, " I am sorry. You are not really a cow. I don't want to traumatize you; you're just overweight." FML

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By anonmys - 18/07/2010 21:47 - United States

Today, I was riding the train and saw a cute guy licking his lips at me. Flattered, I gave him my number when the train stopped. He looked at me and said, "Don't flatter yourself. You have mustard on your face." FML

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By ellesworth - 01/09/2017 23:15

Today, while sharing my screen with our tech guy at work, I forgot he was there and opened Facetime to pick a zit on my chin. After going in for the squeeze, I horrifyingly remembered he could see everything and quickly closed it. After a few seconds, he said, "Did you get it?" FML

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By elite - 19/01/2012 21:59

Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML

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By Chubby - 17/11/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

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Chub rub

By Anonymous - 19/03/2021 13:59 - United States - Malvern

Today, I was pooping in a public toilet and a kid had walked in on me. I then heard him tell his dad, "It's okay, I didn't see anything, he was fat so his chubby legs hid it." FML

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By WTTFFFF - 09/05/2014 17:24 - United States - Tecumseh

Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML

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By elfy2 - 03/03/2011 02:49

Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML

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By bleeding - 06/12/2009 01:24 - United States

Today, while I was waiting for an interview, I picked at a something I felt on my chin thinking that it was just some food. I had a good interview. Then I got into my car and looked in the mirror, and saw that I had blood smeared all over my chin. Turns out I had picked a zit. No one told me. FML

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By acneface - 21/10/2009 06:59 - United States

Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML

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poolshark 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:17

I've had teachers that would have found that hilarious and I've had teachers that would have had you suspended asap... For your sake, I hope this guy had a sense of humor.

wastingtimeonFML 7

Thursday 2 August 2012 14:22

The ironic thing is that you're not that slim either, as evident from your picture.

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abcdefgh_fml 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 20:46

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats SSOOOO funny! sorry bout that though...

betterthanthou 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 20:48

#13, yeah, it pretty much is a fail at life if you have more than one chin.

tiltwrestler 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 20:51

#13: Yes you do! You deff fail at life if you're THAT fat, and it's not genetics. And 99 times out of 100, it's NOT genetics that make somebody fat. So there's an extremely high chance that... how shall I say it?... this lard fails at life. PS It's better if you say it in front of the class, #7. It would have made everybody like the kid, cuz that would have been SOMMMEEE FUNNYYYYY SH*T! And the guy couldn't have gotten him in trouble- ever heard of uh, a thing called "free speech" and "verbal acuity"? In other words, not only do we have the right to say whatever we want except for stuff that might cause actual physical harm (shouting "fire" in theater, etc.), but teachers HAVE BEEN TELLING STUDENTS SINCE 1ST GRADE TO SPEAK CORRECTLY ABOUT WHAT THEY MEAN TO SAY!!! So in other words... if the teacher had mustard on ANOTHER of his many chins, its best to say so!

libertyprime 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 21:08

hahahahaha

bacardi_fml 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 21:10

oh...really cause i'm pretty sure i heard a comedian say that in a show and i don't know how you "accidently" say that, do you regularly say in a conversation? your totally full of it and if you actually said that your inconsiderate and you totally deserve to feel like shit. The only person who should think there life is ****** is the person you said that to, bitch!

RandomFool 5

Tuesday 21 April 2009 21:12

Wow, haha.

eliz3 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 21:13

Haaa this is funny. Well done. And anyone who says being fat is not a bad thing or a "fail" as you so put it, is obviously fat.

mr153 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 21:13

I dont get why being fat makes you fail at life, I was fat, then I dropped 50 pounds became a swimmer, did it make a difference? not really, its only fail for shallow ******* who like to poke and jeer because their peers are different