Miscellaneous: Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on...

By anonymous - 21/04/2009 05:42 - United States

Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML

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By teach - 14/11/2010 07:31 - United States

Today, my teacher turned around from the blackboard and screamed, "Stop chewing your gum like a cow!" That wasn't so bad.--The bad part was when she realized it was me, she apologized saying, " I am sorry. You are not really a cow. I don't want to traumatize you; you're just overweight." FML

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By anonmys - 18/07/2010 21:47 - United States

Today, I was riding the train and saw a cute guy licking his lips at me. Flattered, I gave him my number when the train stopped. He looked at me and said, "Don't flatter yourself. You have mustard on your face." FML

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And I oop

By ellesworth - 01/09/2017 23:15

Today, while sharing my screen with our tech guy at work, I forgot he was there and opened Facetime to pick a zit on my chin. After going in for the squeeze, I horrifyingly remembered he could see everything and quickly closed it. After a few seconds, he said, "Did you get it?" FML

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By elite - 19/01/2012 21:59

Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML

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By Chubby - 17/11/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

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Chub rub

By Anonymous - 19/03/2021 13:59 - United States - Malvern

Today, I was pooping in a public toilet and a kid had walked in on me. I then heard him tell his dad, "It's okay, I didn't see anything, he was fat so his chubby legs hid it." FML

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By WTTFFFF - 09/05/2014 17:24 - United States - Tecumseh

Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML

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By elfy2 - 03/03/2011 02:49

Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML

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By bleeding - 06/12/2009 01:24 - United States

Today, while I was waiting for an interview, I picked at a something I felt on my chin thinking that it was just some food. I had a good interview. Then I got into my car and looked in the mirror, and saw that I had blood smeared all over my chin. Turns out I had picked a zit. No one told me. FML

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By acneface - 21/10/2009 06:59 - United States

Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML

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poolshark 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:17

I've had teachers that would have found that hilarious and I've had teachers that would have had you suspended asap... For your sake, I hope this guy had a sense of humor.

wastingtimeonFML 7

Thursday 2 August 2012 14:22

The ironic thing is that you're not that slim either, as evident from your picture.

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dr_house_MD 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:38

ZINGGGGGG

XxGivesMEhellxX 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:42

I had an obese health teacher last year haha. one day our student teacher said without thinking "nobody would listen to an obese health teacher." we were all laughing until it occurred to us the obese bitch (not a bitch for being obese, a bitch for being a bitch) might still be in the classroom. thankfully she was on a bathroom break. or an eating break. who knows? lol

esushi 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:46

"Morbidly obese" pretty much means "definitely going to die early because of their weight". An obese person can be almost entirely healthy. A morbidly obese person is on their deathbed because of how obese they are. There would be no way for you to know that he was morbidly obese, unless he was so obese that he was bedridden and somehow taught the class that way.

Atropos_fml 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:47

I don't understand why so many people are getting defensive and offended by this. Sure, it's pretty rude to say fat equals fail, but I have do not sympathy for the teacher. He's obese, he should deal with things said to him regarding his weight and do something to lose it. I thought this was hilariouss and probably something I would do.

keke_fml 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:54

#13 yes it is! He needed a wakeup call like that.

two2 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:58

one of the best fml's hahahhah

xstaticdelta 6

Tuesday 21 April 2009 23:05

I ROTFLMFAO and cried

hahaha6 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 23:08

You do not have to be on a death bed to be diagnosed morbidly obese. It means that the weight you're carrying is affecting the rest of your body causing serious health issues. Because yes, even being just a little bit overweight can have significant effects on your arteries and heart, cause diabetes, etc. - therefore shortening your life or putting it at risks for more serious things (i.e. heart attacks) making it MORBID. try not just googeling things and pretending to know what your talking about