Kids: Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit,...

By jessi - 02/12/2011 13:22 - United States

Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML

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By Zora - 15/07/2012 23:13 - Norway - Bergen

Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML

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By Herdad - 30/07/2009 11:34 - United States

Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Atlanta

Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML

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People of Walmart

By Anonymous - 08/08/2021 22:00

Today, a bratty kid at Walmart called my mom a "fat bitch" when she wasn't walking fast enough for him. Enraged, I gave him the meanest death glare I could muster and I tore him a new one, right in front of his mother, who then defended her kid, saying that my mom and I should both lose a few pounds. FML

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Parent #1 of the Year

By no i'm sure you're a responsible parent - 09/04/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML

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By BaWanda - 30/06/2014 23:39 - United States - San Diego

Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML

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By cganon - 21/09/2010 12:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML

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Sorry Pat

By Kronic - 02/07/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML

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Stranger danger

By john doe - 07/12/2013 17:29 - United States - Portland

Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML

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Call CPS, quick

By jessloveskate - 22/06/2022 12:00

Today, I saw a kid throwing a tantrum in a supermarket. Thinking it was a matter of lack of discipline, I waited for the kid’s mother to come out of the bathroom to tell her how naughty her son was being. I then got to watch her beat her son to the point of unconsciousness. FML

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Sammeh_Higgins 0

Friday 2 December 2011 16:09

Kids have gotten so disrespectful.

Moota 9

Friday 2 December 2011 16:10

Someone needs to have a little talk with daddy about name calling?

Comments

theonlysweetpea 10

Saturday 3 December 2011 8:00

I would have popped his mouth in the store but when we got home, I'd spank him til I got tired then he'll be sitting in the corner facing the wall until dinner then his bath

theonlysweetpea 10

Saturday 3 December 2011 8:17

I wonder how old is your kid

sweetari 0

Saturday 3 December 2011 8:26

Thats so embarrassing.. I would've left right away and ground him for life and kick the daddys ass..

justrollin 0

Saturday 3 December 2011 8:58

Hope you slapped the taste right out his mouth

ce1ine 11

Saturday 3 December 2011 11:03

Should have used a condom

KnucklesDeep 5

Saturday 3 December 2011 11:24

I hope you gave that little shit a damn good thrashing when you got home.

willow_smithO_o 0

Saturday 3 December 2011 13:50

I woulda beat his ass

anddaman 0

Saturday 3 December 2011 15:54

welcome to the new generation of kids

paduanim1 0

Saturday 3 December 2011 15:58

That's what you get for having a douchebag as a husband, and not teaching your kid manners. Just sayin'.

Okayitwasme 0

Saturday 3 December 2011 16:09

Address it right there! Take him to the bathroom and get down so he looks you in the face. Tell him that is not acceptable behavior. He must not act out and this is where he stays with you until he is ready to behave. Even though this was rude he is still a little boy and needs to know his boundaries ! When he says he is ready to shop, Make him apologize! Give him a hug. Carry on and hold your head high, because it was between you and your son! Not the entire store.