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By xyz - 09/02/2009 18:24 - Ireland

Today, I told the man I'm sleeping with I thought my sister was prettier than me. His response: "not significantly." FML

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You deserved it 30 755

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By Alexea Luton - 11/11/2019 01:00

Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML

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You deserved it 334

By Crumpet - 25/06/2010 07:08 - Canada

Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said, "I'll love you forever" what he really meant was, "I'll love you until I meet your significantly more attractive sister." FML

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By bambam - 12/05/2014 16:01 - United States - League City

Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML

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You deserved it 6 251

By Anonymous - 02/02/2014 18:39 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML

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You deserved it 6 282

By For - 28/12/2009 14:00 - United States

Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML

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You deserved it 7 002

By Some Girl - 08/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML

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You deserved it 4 987

By imwrong - 10/02/2009 11:59 - Philippines

Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML

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You deserved it 66 610

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2024 14:00 - Norway - Drammen

Today, when going to bed after a night of heavy drinking, my boyfriend told me he was in love with his cousin, and that she’s way prettier than me. Later in the morning, he said it was just "drunk talk." FML

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You deserved it 87

You're weird, dude

By Grossed out - 21/11/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 475

You deserved it 93

By blueheron93 - 13/11/2010 14:25 - Germany

Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML

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You deserved it 3 080

Haelous 0

Monday 9 February 2009 21:16

Deserved. Asking loaded questions makes you seem like a douchecanoe. They're a red flag to guys.

MrSaturn 0

Monday 9 February 2009 20:57

Awww he didn't validate you?

Comments

Immatheprez 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:39

How would he know???

alinka_fml 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 20:30

ydi for trying to fish for compliments.

katietemples10 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 5:05

I'm not understanding how that's soo horrible!?

writergirl23 19

Friday 17 February 2012 11:20

Doesnt that mean you're prettier than your sister?? :)

bethanyjk 0

Wednesday 18 April 2012 1:29

Honestyy.

ema_stonez 19

Monday 11 November 2013 15:36

stop comparing yourself with your sister!

TheOreoCream 1

Sunday 29 December 2013 19:56

YDI, girls that fish for compliments are annoying as hell

booterus 20

Friday 20 March 2015 17:21

Stop fishing for compliments

fmlsams 27

Wednesday 26 August 2015 23:33

Does it matter if your sister is prettier? Clearly your boyfriend is with you, not her.

peterblackmer91 12

Friday 23 April 2021 8:05

Stop fishing for compliments.

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