Intimacy: Today, I told the man I've been in love with for 3 years, who...

By awwshit - 13/10/2009 14:13 - Canada

Today, I told the man I've been in love with for 3 years, who also happens to be my boss, how I felt. He responds by filing sexual harassment charges against me. FML

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Today, after many years of being single, I finally worked up the courage to ask my coworker out. He said no and gave me "fair warning" that he's going to report me for sexual harassment. FML

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By jaycee - 28/01/2012 03:41 - United States

Today, after having finally summoned the nerve to report a guy at my workplace who has been sexually harassing me for months, I got a phone call from my boss. He said that there was nothing he could do about it, because the guy "wouldn't confess." FML

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By unknown relationship - 28/06/2013 05:23 - United States - Shorewood

Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship, after he told me he loved me. FML

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By Camille - 14/07/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML

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By Da Boss - 05/10/2016 01:19 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML

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By dyingtinkerbell - 18/10/2009 11:14 - Australia

Today, I went to my company's HR manager to ask what the procedure was to file a sexual harassment complaint since my boss exposed himself to me. His response was that the procedure is to "get over it." And he went back to reading. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML

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By kharrington - 07/04/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, a woman called my work and accused me of having an affair with her husband, my coworker, demanding that my boss discipline me. I don't know her, I barely know her husband, and I haven't had sex in months. FML

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LadyAlathia 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:52

It's those words "in love with..." that did it. You don't tell random people you've been "in love with them" for three years. That's ******* creepy. Now, if you had said something NORMAL, like, "I'd like to go out for coffee sometime", you probably wouldn't be in this position. Weirdo.

plutosaplanet 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:45

why would you tell your boss youre in love with him? unless you knew he felt the same and didnt care about office policies and even then id be weary...

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fdmyboss 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:39

we were only in it for the sex so it wasnt that big of a deal but after fuckign soemone for 3 years dont you think at one point feelings will grow??

STAZ211 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 21:03

I'm tired of fmls that go "ive been in LOVE with this person forever and they didnt know so i told them home much i love them". grow up, love takes two people. not your own personal infatuation.

AntiChrist7 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 21:03

Woman only love assholes. (especcially if they make a lot of money)

DynamicDave 11

Tuesday 13 October 2009 21:10

Why the heck would you do that?!?! YEDI (You Epically Deserve It)

Armin_fml 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 21:14

Hit on Deborah, -like a boss- Get rejected -Like a boss- Swallow Sadness -Like a boss- The Lonely Island.. just to other way 'round

Emperor_Jim 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 21:33

That's a typical day for you? Fo sho'. You chop off your own balls and die? Hell yeah.

DynamicDave 11

Tuesday 13 October 2009 21:15

Didn't anyone notice the OP's username is different from the person in the comments who claims to be the OP? There's no way she actually leaves this out of the post. Impostor.

fdmyboss 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 21:19

its because i didnt have an accoutn when i did it and then i noticed the comments and figured id fix it up so when i went to use "awwshit"...the username was already spoken for...so sorry to break your bubble its not an imposter