By antiqued - 20/12/2012 05:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I took a bath because I couldn't get my left arm wet due to a minor medical procedure. My roommates decided to barge in to the bathroom and ruthlessly pelt me with flour. Not only did I find out flour burns the eyes, but the shock caused me to slip and submerge my arm. FML
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DisappearingRose 18

Your roommates sound like assholes.

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patxtreme83 7

Wait a minute. "I took a bath because I couldn't get my left arm wet" You took the bath BECAUSE you can't get water on your left arm? Makes no sense, OP...

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clueless05 12

OP took a bath so OP could leave his/her arm out of the water by sitting his/her arm on the side of the bath tub, so the arm doesnt get wet, as opposed to in a shower.

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samasara 20

I don't want to live on this planet anymore. It's common sense, as to why OP took a shower..

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SoylentCandycorn 10

What do you honestly expect OP to do? Stink until the doctors say they can get their arm wet again?

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1dvs_bstd 41

Challenge accepted! So they love shower pranks huh? Pelt those suckers with bath salt and lock them in, be sure to video the result! Hope they go nuts and eat each other's peanut sized, inconsiderate brains. Your pain must be felt.

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alycion 38

Or drop a very large ice block on their head while they are showering. Just wait until the ice melts to call 911 and make sure you have a reason for not hearing them "slip" in the shower.

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BellaBelle_fml 23

And what does OP's gender have to do with this situation?

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1dvs_bstd 41

Seriously and this is not being a grammar nazi but it bothers the mind when people can't appropriately use "then" "than" "your" and "you're/you are"

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screenager5 35

Is anyone else wondering why they chose flour, of all things, to relentlessly chuck at OP? I want to know how they arrived at that decision.

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HelloChrissy 9

Probably because when you mix flour and water you get a gooey mess.

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screenager5 35

Good point. In that case, flour was a brilliant choice. How devious.

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DocBastard 38

The good news for you is that there are endless bathroom pranks to play on them in revenge. The bad news is that you are required by The Roommate Code 142.6 to prank every one of them mercilessly until they all either 1) decide to stop showering forever from embarrassment or 2) apologise. Your move, OP.

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screenager5 35

Do you have nothing original to say, so you feel the need to repeat what someone else just said? Kind of a pointless comment..

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xSunnyOlivia 17

Oh my gosh.... Im sorry. Hope your arm feels better soon.

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buckdharma 37

It would be a shame to waste all that good flour. make them some Christmas cookies shaped like reindeer.

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Rairi 23

Why should (s)he make reindeer-shaped cookies? (Sorry for my ignorance, please don't get mad! :c)

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SoylentCandycorn 10

On the other hand, you could mix the dirty bathwater with fresh flour to make cookies, and give them to your flatmates.

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fadingaway 17

Has no one else noticed the Jackass reference in OP's username "antiqued"? FYL, OP. I hope you at least get some decent revenge, a lock on your bathroom door and that your arm is okay.

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