Work: Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they called back and I told her that she had the wrong number. She said she just hit redial and didn't understand how she got me again. I tried to explain how redial works. She called me a moron and hung up. Then my phone rang again. FML

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AngelRaven89 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 23:06

Should have acted like a different person every time just to see how long she would do it for.

purplestuff_fml 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 23:04

Just wanna smack people like that

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nairn1572 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 8:33

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

dianeface 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:29

HAHAHAHA i wouldve cussed her out.

chroniclurker 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 22:59

Perhaps you should have asked her what number she was trying to call. It'll almost certainly be the wrong one, so you can suggest that she type in the real number. If she actually does think she's supposed to be calling your number, you should tell her as gently as possible that she was given the wrong number.

cHiCkEy_bOo 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:38

wow, she's retarded... =P

juicyfruit23 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:49

this is definitely NOT an fml wtf?

Purplex3 0

Friday 15 May 2009 2:03

LOL, not an FML but hiliarious

starburst_boy 0

Friday 15 May 2009 2:34

What a bitch lol! I hope you just picked up the phone again, laughing hysterically.

i_love_lemon_pi 0

Friday 15 May 2009 2:50

LMFAOOO!!!!! thats soooo funnny!! ahaha!!!

HolyJezebel 0

Friday 15 May 2009 4:35

Sounds like a day in my office.

Midgetron 0

Friday 15 May 2009 6:16

how ironic that the girl who called you a moron is in fact, THE moron.

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