By Jake - 28/09/2010 17:35 - United States

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
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Cinn_fml 22

Wow, are some mum's really this protective of their children? Maybe she knows something about the girl you don't? Or maybe your age has something to do with this?

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todayiwroteafml 0

Oooh. Awkward for everyone.

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LilToosh 0

haha does she still change your diapers too? holy crap lol

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annanonomus 0

Apparently you're too young to date. No mother in her right mind would do that to her son...

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doubledamn89 0

...how old are you op? under 13 I can understand, 14 or 15 is cuttin it...anything else that's just crazy and you should have said "Mom! Can you leave? I'm trying to score!!" haha...sorry op and I'll take 15 that he does get another date if he has game

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pinkleopleurodon 2

I would be super pissed at my mom if she did that!

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Shaggy_92 5

lol what do you think shell do when she catches you bangin someone? lolololol

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cincin75 0

congratulations, you will get what you want because your mom. You know, that just is the psychology of women. 

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