By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, I took a nap with a kitten I just adopted from my mom's house. To make her feel more comfortable, I took a nap with her on my bed. In my dream, I kept smelling poo and I felt around on the bed to find the kitten. She apparently had diarrhea on my bed and I had stuck my hand in it. FML
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redbluegreen 40

If you JUST adopted the kitten (same day, or so) that's not what you're supposed to do. Poor thing was probably freaked, and needs to be litter box trained.

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Frishster 4

Hang on, I'm not quite following this. You're asleep. You smell poo. You feel all around your bed, and DONT expect this to end badly? The kitten was testing you. You failed.

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pete275 0

at least it's not one of those stories where they go to sleep and wake up with a dead kitten flat under their fat ass.

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Mythbusterma 0

At least it wasn't explosive diarrhea

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bea239 0

Perhaps your mother should have spayed her cat, and then there wouldn't be this un-well kitten ******** on your bed.

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gabimessedyouup 0

lol spaying a cat has nothing to do with it. her mother should have house broken the kitten. plus, kittens get scared in a new environment. it's natural for them to poop. besides how do we know that the cat was able to even get to the litter box? the OP could have had the litter box in a different room and closed their bedroom door.

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xxivyxx 0

Aw, poor kitty! : (

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Silver_Lion 0

well at least you didnt roll over onto and suffocate it!

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bedspring_kiss54 0

Ouch! That's awful. Maybe next time, sleep with the kitten on the floor in a basket and not on your bed? :) Pax!

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jnic 0

Yeah, reading the stories here should've taught you by now not to sleep with tiny baby animals.

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