Miscellaneous: Today, I took a nap with a kitten I just adopted from my mom's...

By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, I took a nap with a kitten I just adopted from my mom's house. To make her feel more comfortable, I took a nap with her on my bed. In my dream, I kept smelling poo and I felt around on the bed to find the kitten. She apparently had diarrhea on my bed and I had stuck my hand in it. FML

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By piliseep - 01/12/2017 09:00 - United States - Apex

Today, at 6 am, I was suddenly jerked from the warm embraces of sleep by the smell of poo. I was very groggy and confused when my hand landed in something wet and cold. I turned on the light and was horrified to find that my kitten took a huge dump in my bed. It was everywhere. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2016 06:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML

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By Megan Snair - 01/09/2019 04:01

Today, my cat threw up on the floor while I was taking a nap. I woke up, still groggy from the nap, and walked over to the bathroom. Not only did I slip on the vomit, spreading it all over the floor and myself, I think I somehow broke a toe in the process. FML

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Today, I let my new cat sleep in bed with me. It was cute until she wiped a tapeworm onto my arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2021 00:01

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By Fykkhttdsetkkhvln - 26/04/2009 16:45 - United States

Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML

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By crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 18:40 - United States

Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down. She started frantically meowing, but I still continued on playing with her. Seconds later, she got explosive diarrhea everywhere, including my hair, face, shirt, and mouth. FML

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By inveralaska - 16/06/2016 21:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML

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Friday 5 June 2009 12:16

If you JUST adopted the kitten (same day, or so) that's not what you're supposed to do. Poor thing was probably freaked, and needs to be litter box trained.

Frishster 4

Friday 5 June 2009 12:58

Hang on, I'm not quite following this. You're asleep. You smell poo. You feel all around your bed, and DONT expect this to end badly? The kitten was testing you. You failed.

Comments

vaya_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 14:47

Thats why animals sleep on the floor.

sun_babe 0

Friday 5 June 2009 14:57

You have a lot of grammer mistake and it didnt make a whole lot of sense.

sk8ratfml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 14:58

That's called cold feet

chimmy 0

Friday 5 June 2009 15:02

What's up with all the poop/puke FMLs? They've become so commonplace that they AREN'T funny, just gross.

lollypops_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 15:07

Lol funny but gross=)

hanala429 0

Friday 5 June 2009 15:08

At least it wasn't your face..

shakenbake93 0

Friday 5 June 2009 15:14

Another reason why cats suck.

bigsirus 0

Friday 5 June 2009 15:23

That sucks. Guess no more pussy in bed lol

unibrowicorn 0

Friday 5 June 2009 15:31

lol #39. fyi, i think diarrhea in kittens is actually kind of serious...I forget the details, because i was waaay younger when this happened, but my family found two stray newborn kittens that died when they were a few weeks old. The vet said it had something to do with the diarrhea they had...i dunno O_o

me_right_one 0

Friday 5 June 2009 15:37

Serves you right. Are you serious? Not only did you let an animal into your house, but you picked it up and put it on your bed, and then YOU went asleep beside IT? You need the biggest kick in the ass ever.