Miscellaneous: Today, I took a nap with a kitten I just adopted from my mom's...

By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, I took a nap with a kitten I just adopted from my mom's house. To make her feel more comfortable, I took a nap with her on my bed. In my dream, I kept smelling poo and I felt around on the bed to find the kitten. She apparently had diarrhea on my bed and I had stuck my hand in it. FML

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By Fykkhttdsetkkhvln - 26/04/2009 16:45 - United States

Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML

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By crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 18:40 - United States

Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down. She started frantically meowing, but I still continued on playing with her. Seconds later, she got explosive diarrhea everywhere, including my hair, face, shirt, and mouth. FML

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By inveralaska - 16/06/2016 21:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML

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Friday 5 June 2009 12:16

If you JUST adopted the kitten (same day, or so) that's not what you're supposed to do. Poor thing was probably freaked, and needs to be litter box trained.

Frishster 4

Friday 5 June 2009 12:58

Hang on, I'm not quite following this. You're asleep. You smell poo. You feel all around your bed, and DONT expect this to end badly? The kitten was testing you. You failed.

Comments

ScaryStu 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:41

That's what you get for being nice with unknowing animals...

JessRab 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:43

Dumbass. Wait until it's litter trained. You had to have known you had that coming.

woodwind 1

Friday 5 June 2009 16:53

You should have waited until you knew it was potty trained

Swarley55555 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:05

Yeah that sucks I once woke up and was covered with my cats throwup.

ptmcg 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:13

EW GROSS!!! YOU TOUCHED POOP!! YOU TOUCHED DOO-DOO!!! EW!!! EW!!! EW!!! OMFG!!! YOU TOUCHED POOP!! YOU ACTUALLY TOUCHED IT!!! IT GOT ON YOUR HAND!!! EW!!!!!!!! This is an FML? It washes right off, get over it.

deweyd8855 3

Friday 5 June 2009 17:15

I've noticed that there are way more cat FMLs than dog ones. The lesson here: Cats suck, dogs kick ass!

germanhomie3123 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:18

hahahahaha i feel bad for you one time my puppy when we just got it dia rea ad (idk how to spell it) all over my lamp and I had to clean it and my mom maid me keep it. :S

moonlit_manga 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:29

39 and 57 you guys are funny!! Haha! --fox

cattoe7 0

Friday 5 June 2009 18:01

um so that sucks.. you probably should take it to the vet by the way people can smell in their sleep its a proven fact that they can.. i have proved it because i have woke up from smells so has my mum & i guess this lady telling a story about it.. AND it is cool to have pets

tab_ga1990 0

Friday 5 June 2009 18:49

I know how you feel my kitten did the same thing to me. But he was sick (had a cold) and I let him sleep with me so he wouldn't be outside and he kept meowing being in the bathroom. Yeah on my favorite blanket and pillow too...FYL