By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, I took a nap with a kitten I just adopted from my mom's house. To make her feel more comfortable, I took a nap with her on my bed. In my dream, I kept smelling poo and I felt around on the bed to find the kitten. She apparently had diarrhea on my bed and I had stuck my hand in it. FML
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redbluegreen 40

If you JUST adopted the kitten (same day, or so) that's not what you're supposed to do. Poor thing was probably freaked, and needs to be litter box trained.

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Frishster 4

Hang on, I'm not quite following this. You're asleep. You smell poo. You feel all around your bed, and DONT expect this to end badly? The kitten was testing you. You failed.

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LordLayAlot 0

Could have been worse, you could have dreamt that you had eaten all of it.

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madasahatter 0

Oh, good! I thought you were going to say you rolled over and crushed it!

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somebodyshy 0

Don't separate a kitten from its mama till she's taught it about litterboxes. That's how they learn it - instincts say poop anywhere!

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gabimessedyouup 0

actually mother cats do not teach kittens to use the litter box

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BaldOuting 0

this is like the 5th fml i've seen where someone thought it was a good idea to take a nap with a kitten.

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kaelendra 0

Icky but poor kitty too. New place and she's high up plus even if she's already litter trained pretty much oopses happen now and then for a while.

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