Intimacy: Today, I took a picture of my knob on my girlfriend's cell phone...

By masterzach21 - 22/01/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I took a picture of my knob on my girlfriend's cell phone and set it as her background without her knowing. Minutes later, I heard her mom scream. She has the same phone. FML

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By AppState - 01/03/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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By smart phone mms - 07/12/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML

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By Anonwymous - 18/10/2009 10:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML

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By weezel - 31/08/2010 13:13 - South Africa

Today, I took pictures of myself and my girlfriend doing naughty things together on my camera. My mom later asked me if she could borrow the camera for the weekend. Without thinking, I gave her the camera. FML

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Just… why?

By Ob3nie - 14/07/2014 17:45 - United States - San Francisco

Today, me and my boyfriend decided to have some fun in my room before my parents got home. My phone started vibrating half-way through, and when I saw my mom's picture, I reflexively answered. It wasn't a phone call. It was a FaceTime. Busted. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2015 04:36 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML

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You deserved it 5 021

By beyondembarrassed - 05/05/2013 05:44 - United States

Today, I tried to show my boyfriend's mom a picture of my prom dress on my phone. She scrolled to the right to find a picture of her son, naked. FML

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You deserved it 78 946

By BriSwag4321 - 21/09/2018 05:00

Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML

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jaylinquent 0

Friday 22 January 2010 16:43

maybe she screamed because it was too small

JoshTheMaggot 8

Friday 22 January 2010 16:06

Ydi that is soo funny. but don't do that crap in her moms house. what if she walled in on you taking the pic.

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benspeed25 0

Friday 22 January 2010 17:25

I can imagine if she said "damn!"

Blisted 0

Friday 22 January 2010 18:56

YDI dumbass

iheartjustinsane 0

Friday 22 January 2010 19:37

Wow...SUCH a YDI. Dumb Ass. Yes. Two words.

marierad 0

Friday 22 January 2010 19:54

that was dumb.....sorry i clicked YDI

Jaded4good 0

Friday 22 January 2010 19:59

YDI for not just having but actually being a d!ck.

perdix 29

Friday 22 January 2010 20:01

Would you prefer that she laughed and started to use your new nickname, Pixeldick?

monkeyluvz 7

Friday 22 January 2010 20:18

hahaha, i love it!!! i have it where i call my boyfriend, a pic of me topless comes up!! LOVE IT! ^.^

lovebugx2007 0

Friday 22 January 2010 22:18

wow. that's just to much. yuckkkk

ladida94 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 9:53

nasty ass

Bananaaa_fml 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 12:22

wats wronge with that???

hackymeal 0

Sunday 4 April 2010 15:09

I need 2 steal his phone

YesyDidWhat 0

Sunday 10 June 2012 3:24

Please keep that to yourself next time, that's really disgusting-.-

hatemylife6 0

Friday 22 January 2010 22:12

ahah , hilariouus ! ;D

namhowell 6

Friday 22 January 2010 22:18

I laughed sooooooo hard! poor mom! Haha. Well mow she doesn't have to wonder what her son's thing is like lollllll.

BBDanglez 0

Friday 22 January 2010 22:18

You're an idiot

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Today, I turned 29. To celebrate, my office got me a cake that read "Happy 38th!!" The "theme" of the "party" was 'Not a day over 35!' I waited all day for someone to tell me it was all a prank, but nobody did. I spent my lunch hour crying in my car. Happy birthday to me. FML

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Today, I was outside with a guy I really like. He asked me to lay down on the ground and watch the stars with him. I did. Suddenly, he got up, walked over to another girl and kissed her. They left me there on the soaking wet ground, watching the stars. FML

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Today, I was yelled at by my mom because I didn't hear her. I'm only 16, but I swear, to some extent, I'm losing my hearing, I don't even know what from. I've told her this, but she can't hear out of one ear, so of course it wouldn't feel real. I do feel bad about it, but I haven't heard her every time this has happened. FML

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Today, I was so broke, I couldn't come up with enough change to pay the parking meter at my job. FML

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Just… why?

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