Work: Today, I took a video of a fellow employee doing nothing but...

By NoJobNovember - 06/11/2014 19:09 - United States - Wadsworth

Today, I took a video of a fellow employee doing nothing but watching YouTube videos at work. When I showed the video to my boss, hoping he'd be reprimanded, I got fired for operating video equipment on company grounds. FML

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You deserved it 38 282

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Same thing different taste

By bipbip - 12/11/2008 07:53 - France

Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML

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By melly - 14/12/2010 19:10 - United States

Today, my boss went out for a few hours. My coworkers saw this as an opportunity to take a 2 hour lunch without getting caught. I stayed at the office to answer the phone, while streaming videos which is a big no no. My boss came back early and caught me, they're all still taking lunch. FML

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Kinda harsh, don't ya think?

By are you kidding me???? - 20/07/2012 04:58 - United States - Chaplin

Today, my boss fired me for "fooling around" on my phone. I was looking for supplies for a surprise party we are throwing him for his birthday, and I didn't want to do it on my work computer because he has access to our history. Also, this happened during my lunch break. FML

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By anonymous - 22/04/2011 05:20

Today, I watched a YouTube video at work because I was bored. I forgot I was on a conference call and my computer's desktop was shared with 15 other people. No one said anything till it ended. FML

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By arknvl - 07/03/2013 18:12 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2014 16:02 - United States - Elko

Today, my boss yet again said she was "literally dying", after she watched a funny video online. Long story short, I'm now on her shitlist because I couldn't help but point out that she clearly wasn't dying, and that her ranting was distracting me from doing actual work. FML

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Unionize!

By worksux - 05/01/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, at work, my computer started acting up. I told my boss I could fix it, but he told me to call the IT department instead. Neither the IT technician or his supervisor could figure it out, so I showed them what was wrong and how to fix it. I was promptly fired for wasting 2 hours of company time. FML

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By mypelvishurts - 23/02/2013 07:32 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, my boss told me to go outside and take part in the company's stupid Harlem Shake video. When I declined, he threatened to fire me if I didn't take part. I ended up being the guy who had to furiously pelvic thrust before the music dropped. FML

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By Ex-Employee - 31/07/2016 02:14 - United States

Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML

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You deserved it 1 017

Never comment on YouTube

By ITisaSnitch - 02/09/2022 04:00

Today, I was at work and commented on someone’s YouTube video that they sounded “so white” when pronouncing “Tacos Al Pastor.” I didn’t realize I'd used my job’s Google account to post the comment. Someone flagged my comment, and our IT department told my boss, who then fired me. FML

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You deserved it 2 081

RandomMishaps 14

Thursday 6 November 2014 23:56

That's brutal. Perhaps anonymity is the way to go.

floup_fml 13

Thursday 6 November 2014 23:58

nobody likes a snitch

Comments

DenverTyrrell 13

Friday 7 November 2014 1:05

Wow he needs to get his priorities strait! He sounds like a dick

captainsmegma 12

Friday 7 November 2014 1:11

So what did we learn. If your gonna **** off getting others in trouble it's going to bite you in the ass.

Brilliant66star 17

Friday 7 November 2014 1:16

Hahaha, lol! Next time you won't be the SNITCH..! Lesson learned. YDI.

princesstavi 17

Friday 7 November 2014 1:20

Ydi for being a snitch. ?

Rojo_beastt 1

Friday 7 November 2014 1:23

snitch, Karma hahahahahahah

SparksTheSadie 18

Friday 7 November 2014 1:24

So apparently, for most commenters here it's wrong to report someone who isn't doing any work. Kinda says a lot about the state of the world...

juturnaamo 29

Friday 7 November 2014 1:32

It depends on your job, but most office environments have a lot of down time. Unless you're data entry/processing it's not possible to be working all the time.

glabberfasted 16

Friday 7 November 2014 1:39

They didn't "report" someone. They wasted their entire day to try to get someone in trouble. OP could have easily just told their supervisor what their coworker was doing so the supervisor could investigate.