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By badbestfriend - 04/08/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I took my best friend out for a night in town, after he got dumped by his girlfriend recently. As we were walking around, we passed a group of hot women, a couple who were checking him out. Trying to be encouraging, I said "He's single!" and winked. One of the girls was his ex-girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML

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Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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What the frick?

By cuckoo - 22/08/2015 03:59 - United States - Mobile

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2010 03:20 - United States

Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend, some of my friends decided to take me to a comedy club for a girls night. My friend's jealous husband decided he had to come along, then decided to invite my other friends' boyfriends. I ended up being the seventh wheel on a night meant to cheer me up. FML

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Full support

By dumpedchick - 25/06/2009 02:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me. I was really depressed, so a couple of my friends came over to take me out to a club to cheer me up. My ex was there, partying with his friends. He came up to me and my friends, and asked my friend if she wanted to hang out sometime. She said yes. FML

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She definitely heard

By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

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You can't handle the truth!

By Anonymous - 27/04/2023 00:00

Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML

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By aru9 - 12/09/2011 19:25 - United States

Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML

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By awkward - 26/09/2016 21:31 - United States - Oakland

Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML

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By anonymous - 21/11/2009 08:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML

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Conkers 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:02

You couldn't have seen it coming, it's not your fault. You were only trying to be friendly. But that sucks. :/

caancoha 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:08

Did one of them say, "I know!"? I think that'd be pretty funny.

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marz88 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:13

I vote who cares. We really need a button for that. This one made me yawn

PositiveChillout 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:14

#8, you take FML far too seriously :P

Serafie 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:15

While I do think you should have known what your best friend's ex looked like, it's sweet that you were at least trying to help him. c:

fucentarmal 1

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:16

ah well, its hard for a chick to be a wingman. obviously in that situation, saying nothing would have been ideal, but he should have had some way to alert you. its as much fhl as fyl... the best you can do is to act like he is king stud, and you are still trying to get him to bestow his magesty on you...the fact that you want it, makes other chicks wonder, as you probably know, chicks can talk themselves into believing anything about a guy...

iloveHU15 6

Sunday 28 August 2011 21:40

op's friend is also a guy...

SaloMoney 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:17

Wow that sucks, least you tried to help him :).

goodlookinat15 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:20

dumbass

Mr_Tuff_Guy 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:22

How is this an FML? Rub it in that bitches face!

jonnymohio 2

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:25

How did you not know what his ex-girlfriend look like?

BLNovelist 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:27

It's possible the other women were in the way of them seeing the ex standing there, you all know. You can't just see through people. **** your and his life, seriously, that had to suck.