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By badbestfriend - 04/08/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I took my best friend out for a night in town, after he got dumped by his girlfriend recently. As we were walking around, we passed a group of hot women, a couple who were checking him out. Trying to be encouraging, I said "He's single!" and winked. One of the girls was his ex-girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 10 011

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML

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You deserved it 95

Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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You deserved it 5 016

What the frick?

By cuckoo - 22/08/2015 03:59 - United States - Mobile

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2010 03:20 - United States

Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend, some of my friends decided to take me to a comedy club for a girls night. My friend's jealous husband decided he had to come along, then decided to invite my other friends' boyfriends. I ended up being the seventh wheel on a night meant to cheer me up. FML

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You deserved it 3 855

Full support

By dumpedchick - 25/06/2009 02:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me. I was really depressed, so a couple of my friends came over to take me out to a club to cheer me up. My ex was there, partying with his friends. He came up to me and my friends, and asked my friend if she wanted to hang out sometime. She said yes. FML

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You deserved it 3 655

She definitely heard

By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

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You deserved it 1 431

You can't handle the truth!

By Anonymous - 27/04/2023 00:00

Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML

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You deserved it 256

By aru9 - 12/09/2011 19:25 - United States

Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML

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You deserved it 37 019

By awkward - 26/09/2016 21:31 - United States - Oakland

Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML

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You deserved it 1 375

By anonymous - 21/11/2009 08:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 384

You deserved it 2 915

Conkers 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:02

You couldn't have seen it coming, it's not your fault. You were only trying to be friendly. But that sucks. :/

caancoha 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:08

Did one of them say, "I know!"? I think that'd be pretty funny.

Comments

ohernandez_1079 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 1:52

lol i agree **** the bitch .. tell him to keep his head up

saze_fml 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 2:26

I refuse to vote on this. How the **** is this an FML? WAKE UP MODS!!!

leisl14 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 4:51

instead of complaining, do something. like become a mod

skgirl 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 3:38

well thats akward but they were checking him out so isnt that bad,means he could find another girl if there were people checking him out...sucks idk

toosoonbreh 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 4:19

Are you BLIND?

quackquackquac 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 4:25

... How do you NOT notice your "best friend's" ex? seriously.

notapotato 12

Tuesday 31 December 2013 7:52

#43 How would she even know his ex??Its not like he would talk about her..

where_i_stood 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 5:40

I don't really see how that's that bad. It kinda rubs it in his ex-girlfriend's face. like, "He's over that bitch of an ex!"

piddly_03 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 5:41

obviously something/someone was blocking their view of the ex because op's friend didnt even see her. duh. and @ #8, chill out, its not that serious.

lannaz16 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 6:07

well if this ex girlfriend was hidden then im sure the author couldve written this in a different way to make it obvious? something like "...out of the crowd of hot women checking out my best friend emerged his ex girlfriend. FML"

kuntageous 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 7:06

Wow aha embarassing much?!?!?!?

Jemma22 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 7:41

Seriously why is this bad? I go out with the girls all the time and see situations like this. They guy could have rolled with it and he would have just come off as being cocky.