Love: Today, I took my boyfriend to dinner to meet my parents. He agreed...

By FML - 02/10/2015 21:45 - United States - Oak Lawn

Today, I took my boyfriend to dinner to meet my parents. He agreed to be on his best behavior, but when my mom told us about some shady stuff going on at her job, he replied that it sounded "fishier than Justin Bieber's cunt." We were quickly kicked out. FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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By justpeachy - 08/03/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML

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Oil and water

By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 14:00

Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML

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By FML - 04/09/2015 16:27 - United States - Maricopa

Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. It went well, until my dad got drunk and started telling everyone about how "midgets" are assholes and are ruining America. FML

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Grossed out

By vomiting - 07/03/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend took me home to have dinner with his parents. I couldn’t eat a single bite after watching his mom let her three dogs taste all the food off her hands, while she also licked her own fingers while cooking. Later on, he dumped me for being rude and “too high maintenance." FML

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Awkward

By notmyfam - 09/09/2016 07:47 - Australia - Chester Hill

Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 23:13 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML

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By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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And I oop

By SuperBunny - 20/04/2009 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2017 22:00

Today, my parents met my boyfriend for the first time. They spent the entire meal trying to convince him to dump me, all while I was sitting right next to him. FML

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ToxicTyrael 26

Saturday 3 October 2015 8:41

If that's his best I don't want to see his worst...

keirachuter 13

Saturday 3 October 2015 8:37

Looks like he needs to learn when to say things at the right time. Sorry OP!

Comments

ericp96 10

Saturday 3 October 2015 14:51

Looks like you need to stop getting with little bous and actually find a grown man If hes not serious when meeting your parents he aint gon be serious about anything else

Lalala579121 27

Saturday 3 October 2015 15:06

I mean, he's not wrong.

chisty87 16

Saturday 3 October 2015 15:44

What I'm wondering is did you get kicked out because he used the word **** or because he implied that bieber has a ****?If it's because of the word **** your bf needs to learn manners more importantly respect but if it's because of beiber your parents or if you were in a restaurant ppl there need help...

thatperson35423 15

Saturday 3 October 2015 15:45

Kinky All jokes aside that sucks op Maybe it's time to get a new boyfriend

bapbap_fml 15

Saturday 3 October 2015 16:30

How loud was he talking that the restaurant heard and kicked you out over it? Using profanity the first time he meets your parents is obviously a faux pas, I'm just surprised the restaurant noticed or cared.

leogachi 15

Saturday 3 October 2015 21:55

@30 Who said they were at a restaurant? Besides, a restaurant would have made everyone at the table leave, not just the two of them.

AhoyCaptian 16

Saturday 3 October 2015 17:58

..immature much? He obviously has no manners, although its up to you, my advice would be to talk to him about his immaturity, and if it doesn't get better, explore better options.

CharmeForever 7

Saturday 3 October 2015 18:05

I feel like your parents way overreacted. Sometimes things just slip out, and it wasn't like he was being rude to your mother, he was talking about the work situation.

hektek 11

Saturday 3 October 2015 20:39

WOW! is he 12?

Eco93 10

Saturday 3 October 2015 21:08

a man after my own heart

Lisa_Kdubz 20

Saturday 3 October 2015 21:12

You may have fudged a bullet OP. His comment was both immature and any person with half a brain knows that's not something you would say when you first meet someone's parents.