Animals: Today, I took my cat to the vet. He said he felt a strange lump...

By sadcat - 06/02/2010 15:19 - United States

Today, I took my cat to the vet. He said he felt a strange lump that could be serious. I got really upset and picked her up, crying. The vet then told me I had to put her down. Absolutely devastated by having to euthanize my cat, I passed out. He meant I had to put her back on the table. FML

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By petlover - 23/11/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I had to put my 17 year-old cat down. I cried the whole way up to the vet's office and back. After finally coming to terms with the situation, and trying to forget, my dad's friend walks up to me and says, "So, I heard you killed your cat?" FML

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By Thanks, but... - 09/09/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my boss that the reason I was sobbing hysterically as she told me that I was getting a pay raise was because I was going to the vet to have my sick and dying cat put down. Good news at a bad time. FML

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By Mum2be - 15/08/2021 04:01

Today, I saved a kitten from the streets, cleaned her up and asked the vet what I should do with her because she was the sweetest thing and my cat has a highly contagious illness. The vet had to put her down. FML

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By strangeprincess - 09/09/2019 16:00

Today, I had to put my cat to sleep after she was in an accident. While I was crying hysterically, the vet asked me for $230. FML

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By georgia819 - 21/05/2009 08:06 - Australia

Today, my cat was hit by a car. I took it to the vet expecting the worst but they told me that she’d be fine. I was so happy I didn't even mind paying the $50 bill. The next morning my cat was dead. Having her put down humanely would have cost $45, I paid $5 extra to have her die in my kitchen. FML

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By WTF?! - 04/01/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I was the designated emotional support person for my friend's mom as she went to have her sick cat put down. The cat was aggressive towards the male vet. She said, "She doesn't like men" to which the vet replied, "Well, soon that won't be a problem." The willpower it took both of us to not yell at him, or worse… FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2024 22:00 - United States - Newark

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've been crushing on for a while. At one point we started talking about pets we'd had. I wanted to show my sensitive side, so I told her how I sadly had to get my beloved cat euthanized earlier that week, and had buried her in my backyard. Her response? "Ew." FML

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By jnr1234 - 20/06/2012 02:15 - United States - Princeton

Today, I was sent a letter by the vet, saying my cat was late for her yearly checkup. My cat died last week and I'd had her cremated by the same people who had sent the letter. FML

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By good husband - 30/04/2013 16:03 - Canada

Today, I took my wife's cat to the vet for her yearly check up. I'm finishing the day at the hospital with multiple bite wounds and a deep gash in my leg. My wife chose to comfort her cat instead. FML

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By Brody89 - 09/04/2014 18:40 - United States - Vancouver

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML

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Saturday 6 February 2010 20:03

Hello Sadcat, I'm sorry to hear about the lump in your kitty and hope it's nothing. The misunderstanding sounds hilarious and probably scared the hell out of the doctor. :)

aeslehc_ 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 19:53

Hopefully you didn't pass out with your cat in your arms.

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Axela_fml 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 20:42

Wow there are some seriously heartless people out there.. why would you possibly deserve this? i really hope your cats okay!

prettymediocre 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 20:54

#30, is that a pun I hear??

KRUSH_fml 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 20:58

your cant told you he had a lump? you should be the one at the doctor because normal people dont hear cats speak.

CleanSheets 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 21:58

Say whaaaaa? o_O

MXavierT 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 22:47

Sadly, he's right. It actually should have said "The vet said", but all the same please refrain from being a smartass

MXavierT 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 22:55

Hell, if you're gonna' be an ass, I will too. First off, you spelled cat wrong. Capitalize the first letter of you sentences. Just press shift. Not very hard. Lastly cats don't go to the doctor, so she obviously can't go instead of the cat.

brand125 17

Friday 9 May 2014 23:09

69: vets are technically animal doctors..

oped01 8

Saturday 6 February 2010 21:02

you need a boyfriend

I_am_stupid_also 6

Saturday 6 February 2010 21:09

It's a lot easier to find a lump-free cat.

bbrakhage 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 21:23

Who passes out from something like that? I mean, really? It's a cat.

clahdupe 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 8:23

yeah i bet you have much more important things to pass out over than the OP does, like your amazing boyfriend and all your great friends that care about you. stfu dumb *****

janise 2

Saturday 6 February 2010 21:29

I can understand being upset about having to put down a beloved pet especially if she's been in your family for a long time. What I don't understand is what possessed the OP to pick up her cat in the middle of her cat being examined by the doctor.

NorfolkDude 2

Saturday 6 February 2010 21:44

Well I hope your cat is okay. I'm also surprised that a few people writing these comments didn't "get" this. The cat didn't need to be put down in the sense that it had to be killed. She picked it up, and the doctor asked to put the cat back down on the table so he can continue examining it.

x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 21:46

Awww, I hope your cat is okay. I also think it's really sweet you love your cat so much.

swantonboy96 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 21:47

haha fail, sounds like the doctor in family guy

damnrosi 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 21:53

I've done that, some person from the reserves phoned for my brother and I said that he was no long with us, she went really quiet for a few minutes and said that she was sorry to hear that, I meant that he no longer lives at our house. it was akward