Kids: Today, I took my daughter to see Santa at the mall. When I went...

By childdreamkiller - 08/12/2011 17:41 - Canada

Today, I took my daughter to see Santa at the mall. When I went to pick her up from Santa's lap, my watch snagged on his beard, pulling it off in front of my daughter and about twenty kids in line. My daughter still isn't speaking to me. FML

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By unknown - 17/12/2012 11:37 - Canada

Today, I brought my 6-year-old to the mall to sit on Santa's lap. She told him what she wanted and smiled for the picture. When the lady told her that her turn was over, she began throwing a fit, pulling off Santa's beard in the process. This caused all the kids in line to begin sobbing. FML

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By perenoel - 03/12/2011 16:24 - France

Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML

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By santashelper - 05/12/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2012 05:15 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I accidentally knocked over a mall Santa on his way to meet some children. I've never had that many hate-filled eyes on me at once. FML

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By Santa - 25/12/2014 03:01 - United States - Cocoa

Today, my 8-year-old daughter was throwing a tantrum, and I said "Keep this up and I'll tell Santa to take your presents back." She told me I don't even know Santa, at which point I accidentally blurted that I'm "Santa". FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 21:01 - United States

Today, I took the 6 year old I'm babysitting to the mall to see Santa after weeks of her begging. We got there in time to see him get out of his Prius and dress in the parking lot. FML

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By still had to pay - 23/12/2012 21:36 - Australia

Today, I took my 5-year old daughter to get a photo taken with Santa, when she asked the dreaded question of why this Santa looked different from one at the other store. Before I could placate her, some cunt of a kid yelled, "Because he's not real, dumbass!" FML

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By Santa - 12/12/2011 21:45 - Canada

Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML

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By moopymoplady - 29/11/2011 00:44 - Canada

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

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He's not??

By Anonymous - 22/12/2023 08:00

Today, my daughter ran up to an old man with a white beard and a red sweater because she thought he might be Santa. He was a homeless dude, drunk at 9 in the morning. He told her to either give him money or f**k off, then screamed at her that "Santa’s not real, grow up r*tard." She’s still crying FML

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hayleegirl 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 22:31

How does this make you feeeel?

xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

Thursday 8 December 2011 22:32

She had to find out eventually. :/

Comments

crazyrunnergirl 7

Thursday 8 December 2011 22:41

If shes that little she won't remember year from now

Buttsexpirate 9

Thursday 8 December 2011 22:42

You might as well have shot Bambi's mother too in her eyes.

haw008 14

Thursday 8 December 2011 22:45

Hopefully she isn't smart enough to blackmail you into buying her whatever she wants for Christmas.

SwtCherryPie 26

Friday 9 December 2011 3:53

hopefully no parent is stupid enough to let their child blackmail them... you are the parent for ***** sake... but judging by the fact you would even think of that sounds like you are dumb enough to let your child blackmail you

terminus_fml 6

Thursday 8 December 2011 22:49

Why didn't you yell "FAAAKE! ATTACK HIM!" At least you'd have saved face. And you'd go down in history as the woman who deposed the fake Santa. :)

AboveTheRest 6

Saturday 10 December 2011 4:39

I'm laughing soooo hard. Best senario by far.

perdix 29

Thursday 8 December 2011 22:50

Everyone knows that mall Santas are really Santa's helpers. The real one is working his ass off at the North Pole getting the toys and the reindeer ready for Christmas. Kids today are so ignorant of such plain, obvious facts.

Okayitwasme 0

Friday 9 December 2011 2:10

Child molesters more like it! Sure just put your kid up on some old farts lap who you don't know. Sick!

gc327072 30

Wednesday 14 November 2012 21:52

Oh, go **** yourself 51.

flockz 19

Thursday 8 December 2011 22:50

at least your watch didn't get snagged on his boner.

Rae_Ballet 5

Thursday 8 December 2011 22:51

He was sitting on a thrown of lies anyway (Elf). IT HAD TO BE DONE!!

xShannonxSammyx 7

Thursday 8 December 2011 22:54

There are a lot of children having bad Santa experiences this time of year on FML...

perdix 29

Thursday 8 December 2011 23:06

Hah! You're right. That's a mystery, because I've always heard the worst Santa experiences happen in late-April, early-May. I wonder why they are happening now? Global warming?