Kids: Today, I took my daughter to see Santa at the mall. When I went...

By childdreamkiller - 08/12/2011 17:41 - Canada

Today, I took my daughter to see Santa at the mall. When I went to pick her up from Santa's lap, my watch snagged on his beard, pulling it off in front of my daughter and about twenty kids in line. My daughter still isn't speaking to me. FML

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By unknown - 17/12/2012 11:37 - Canada

Today, I brought my 6-year-old to the mall to sit on Santa's lap. She told him what she wanted and smiled for the picture. When the lady told her that her turn was over, she began throwing a fit, pulling off Santa's beard in the process. This caused all the kids in line to begin sobbing. FML

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By perenoel - 03/12/2011 16:24 - France

Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML

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By santashelper - 05/12/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2012 05:15 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I accidentally knocked over a mall Santa on his way to meet some children. I've never had that many hate-filled eyes on me at once. FML

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By Santa - 25/12/2014 03:01 - United States - Cocoa

Today, my 8-year-old daughter was throwing a tantrum, and I said "Keep this up and I'll tell Santa to take your presents back." She told me I don't even know Santa, at which point I accidentally blurted that I'm "Santa". FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 21:01 - United States

Today, I took the 6 year old I'm babysitting to the mall to see Santa after weeks of her begging. We got there in time to see him get out of his Prius and dress in the parking lot. FML

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By still had to pay - 23/12/2012 21:36 - Australia

Today, I took my 5-year old daughter to get a photo taken with Santa, when she asked the dreaded question of why this Santa looked different from one at the other store. Before I could placate her, some cunt of a kid yelled, "Because he's not real, dumbass!" FML

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By Santa - 12/12/2011 21:45 - Canada

Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML

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By moopymoplady - 29/11/2011 00:44 - Canada

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

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He's not??

By Anonymous - 22/12/2023 08:00

Today, my daughter ran up to an old man with a white beard and a red sweater because she thought he might be Santa. He was a homeless dude, drunk at 9 in the morning. He told her to either give him money or f**k off, then screamed at her that "Santa’s not real, grow up r*tard." She’s still crying FML

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hayleegirl 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 22:31

How does this make you feeeel?

xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

Thursday 8 December 2011 22:32

She had to find out eventually. :/

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moedee 0

Monday 26 December 2011 0:49

well... she would have found out later in life..

sparky98 13

Tuesday 3 January 2012 19:48

Santa's fake???

jakesena 6

Monday 16 January 2012 6:00

The other day the girl I love now hates me.FML

drdingus 27

Thursday 23 February 2012 12:38

Damn

Smeelover27 15

Thursday 19 July 2012 17:20

This reminds me of Elf. HE'S NOT SANTA!!!! He sits on a throne of lies...

taka3000000o 8

Tuesday 13 November 2012 19:29

I woulda said that Santa had to shave his beard cuz he's used to the cold of the North Pole and when he comes down here its too hot for him

em_c182182 8

Friday 3 January 2014 0:35

Jeez you killed a few kids dreams there...

Federgirl 19

Friday 18 July 2014 20:22

Dang that stinks. Sorry. FYL.

flexico30 12

Tuesday 2 December 2014 2:02

I thought mall santas had real beards

MrCommunism 19

Monday 6 July 2015 0:23

YDI for telling her Santa was real in the first place.

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