Miscellaneous: Today, I took my girlfriend to go see Les Misérables. I tried...

By Les Miserables is so sad - 02/01/2013 23:38 - Canada - Saint Albert

Today, I took my girlfriend to go see Les Misérables. I tried to stay tough but completely lost it and started sobbing when Anne Hathaway began singing. My girlfriend called me a wimp and stayed dry-eyed throughout the whole movie. I'm dating a robot. FML

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By jimmyt420 - 29/11/2009 09:33 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML

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By fredfredburger - 25/06/2014 17:45 - United States - Imperial

Today, I went on a date with the girl I like, to see The Fault In Our Stars. She didn't cry, but I did. Twice, hard. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 16:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML

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By maddiecat - 08/01/2013 05:34 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML

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By whywilson.. - 02/03/2010 01:17 - Canada

Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML

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By Mintspice - 08/05/2019 12:00

Today, a girl I've liked for months agreed to go to a movie. We were going to see Captain Marvel, but missed the show time, so we saw Five Feet Apart. Blessing in disguise, right? Wrong. She cried while holding my hand as she talked about how in love she is with another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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By Éponine - 12/06/2020 17:03

Today, as an aspiring performer, I tried to practice crying on demand by singing "A Little Fall of Rain" and "On My Own" from Les Misérables. It was all going well, until my nose started running uncontrollably and no tears actually came out of my eyes. Maybe acting isn't for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 06:46 - United States

Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2023 02:00

Today, I took my girlfriend to see the new Avatar movie I’ve waited over 10 years to see. After it was over, she just said, "That was utter shite, why did you bring me here?" Entire experience ruined. FML

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Thursday 3 January 2013 9:45

Wow. You better never try to watch Marley and Me.

Ms_ValS 27

Thursday 3 January 2013 9:39

Sobbing is a bit much. Maybe a tear or two would have been okay.

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Fooey_214 12

Sunday 6 January 2013 14:33

So who's the man and who's the woman?

brandonlee69 5

Sunday 6 January 2013 16:40

Ur a pussy

Katango18 5

Sunday 6 January 2013 17:23

Orrrrr you're a wuss. Not to be rude, but who cries during movies / musicals?

kailib 9

Sunday 6 January 2013 23:00

Hey, I cried too OP. I'm a girl and I don't mind if a guy cries.

BBFreak97 6

Monday 7 January 2013 4:35

I'm a dude.. Cried too. Anne did amazing.

joea21 21

Monday 7 January 2013 10:13

Dump her... I'm a 24 year old grown man and got teary eyed in that movie too!

Paperclypse13 7

Wednesday 16 January 2013 17:23

Remind her that most girls want a sensitive guy and that you are a catch! ;D

sykout 5

Thursday 31 January 2013 23:22

Sounds like you need to find a boyfriend instead.

PikachuBuddy 8

Saturday 15 June 2013 14:51

Hey, I was chanting "Suicide, Suicide!" During the movie :p and actually laughing...

SlightOfHand 5

Sunday 5 January 2014 7:09

She's definitely a robot if she didnt cry at the end.

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