Miscellaneous: Today, I took my girlfriend to go see Les Misérables. I tried...

By Les Miserables is so sad - 02/01/2013 23:38 - Canada - Saint Albert

Today, I took my girlfriend to go see Les Misérables. I tried to stay tough but completely lost it and started sobbing when Anne Hathaway began singing. My girlfriend called me a wimp and stayed dry-eyed throughout the whole movie. I'm dating a robot. FML

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By jimmyt420 - 29/11/2009 09:33 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML

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By fredfredburger - 25/06/2014 17:45 - United States - Imperial

Today, I went on a date with the girl I like, to see The Fault In Our Stars. She didn't cry, but I did. Twice, hard. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 16:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML

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By maddiecat - 08/01/2013 05:34 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML

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By whywilson.. - 02/03/2010 01:17 - Canada

Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML

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By Mintspice - 08/05/2019 12:00

Today, a girl I've liked for months agreed to go to a movie. We were going to see Captain Marvel, but missed the show time, so we saw Five Feet Apart. Blessing in disguise, right? Wrong. She cried while holding my hand as she talked about how in love she is with another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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Miserable

By Éponine - 12/06/2020 17:03

Today, as an aspiring performer, I tried to practice crying on demand by singing "A Little Fall of Rain" and "On My Own" from Les Misérables. It was all going well, until my nose started running uncontrollably and no tears actually came out of my eyes. Maybe acting isn't for me. FML

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Sensitive

By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 06:46 - United States

Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML

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Avatar II: Is Shite

By Anonymous - 13/01/2023 02:00

Today, I took my girlfriend to see the new Avatar movie I’ve waited over 10 years to see. After it was over, she just said, "That was utter shite, why did you bring me here?" Entire experience ruined. FML

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Thursday 3 January 2013 9:45

Wow. You better never try to watch Marley and Me.

Ms_ValS 27

Thursday 3 January 2013 9:39

Sobbing is a bit much. Maybe a tear or two would have been okay.

Comments

MistaBlista 9

Thursday 3 January 2013 10:05

Your girlfriend has no heart.

femaleweezy_fml 3

Thursday 3 January 2013 10:07

I saw that movie tonight nd didn't cry... Okay I shed a year at the end when the flags were waving an everyone was singing. I'm not a robot..

Mister_Triangle 21

Thursday 3 January 2013 13:30

Spoilers, bro! I didn't know the movie had flags or singing in it. Now it's ruined for me!

StormRaider358 2

Monday 7 January 2013 0:42

It's a musical dude...you should at least know there's singing.

GingerFishy 9

Thursday 3 January 2013 10:17

I cried too (although for probably different reasons) But that story is specifically designed to bring out sadness in people, it just works on some people better than others.

SuperDanielNL 23

Thursday 3 January 2013 10:19

Emotions, a man's worst enemy apparently...

bugmenotmofo 34

Thursday 3 January 2013 10:20

Dating a robot shouldn't be a problem as long as you're both happy. Look, different things make different people sad. Perhaps she never cries because of movies. This isn't necessarily a "bad" thing.