Props for being a gentleman. Sorry about your nose. If she's smart she'll give you the opportunuity for round two.

YDI for dating a conservative. She was probably a Palin fan.

how did you go on four dates without even kissing? either you are completely lame or that bitch be crazy, take your head out of your ass and go date someone normal, man

how cud you get a broken nose.

this sounds like something that would happen to me.

Ouch... your the first real FML of the day. Did you at least get a kiss at some point of the date??

Lol Nicole, referring to that FML where the wife hit her husbands "Happy Sacks" with her car?

Don't carry a gun, carry pepper spray. Think about it, if someones mugging you, you might (maybe?) stop to think before blowing his brains out for the 10$ in your purse. But you'd sure as hell pepper spray the shit out of him.

...Never say happy sack again. And you can learn how to defend yourself with some classes or even just going online and searching fighting techniques.

Why is everyone like "she's your girlfriend after 4 dates"? it's possible that they were talking a lot before that like on the phone or on the internet and these were their 4 actual dates that they saw each other in person. Also, he didn't say that she was "extremely conservative and a prude" he said that she was pretty conservative. That could mean a lot of different things like she is pretty shy and he mistakes that for conservative or she just has some rules about dating. Personally I think it is sweet that he wanted to wait for a while so that she would find it special, because a girl's first kiss means a lot to her. I also hate that people are like "she's conservative and showing off cleavage?" so what if she's showing off cleavage it's no big deal women do it all the time.